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"The War of the Roses" quotes

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A married couple try everything to get each other to leave the house in a vicious divorce battle.

Director: Danny DeVito
Writer: Warren Adler, Michael Leeson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 79/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $86,888,546
Released: 08 Dec 1989
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award2 wins & 9 nominations total

28 Clips

Oliver RoseBarbara RoseGavin D'amatoJason LarrabeeMr. FiskSusan
And you owe me a reason that makes sense - The War of the Roses 00:24 And you owe me a reason that makes sense There are two dilemmas - The War of the Roses 00:19 There are two dilemmas You weren't even multiorgasmic before you met me were you - The War of the Roses 00:11 You weren't even multiorgasmic before you met me were... I think I can swing this over - The War of the Roses 00:18 I think I can swing this over Stinking bitch Dumb bastard - The War of the Roses 00:09 Stinking bitch Dumb bastard Was it as good for you as it was for me - The War of the Roses 00:05 Was it as good for you as it was for me Have you ever made angry love - The War of the Roses 00:07 Have you ever made angry love And you'd better get yourself a damn good lawyer - The War of the Roses 00:08 And you'd better get yourself a damn good lawyer Why do you want a divorce - The War of the Roses 00:30 Why do you want a divorce I would never humiliate you like this - The War of the Roses 00:07 I would never humiliate you like this A family tiff seems to be developing - The War of the Roses 00:10 A family tiff seems to be developing At 15 I became an evolutionist - The War of the Roses 00:18 At 15 I became an evolutionist Hi What are you doing - The War of the Roses 00:06 Hi What are you doing This is the stupidest thing you've ever done - The War of the Roses 00:07 This is the stupidest thing you've ever done What the hell is wrong with you - The War of the Roses 00:14 What the hell is wrong with you If we end up together - The War of the Roses 00:14 If we end up together Get out of the car hon - The War of the Roses 00:18 Get out of the car hon Get me some pictures upper G I - The War of the Roses 00:36 Get me some pictures upper G I Oh I'm sorry - The War of the Roses 00:07 Oh I'm sorry Besides money - The War of the Roses 00:16 Besides money Barbara Susan's here - The War of the Roses 00:32 Barbara Susan's here You have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog shit - The War of the Roses 00:11 You have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog... My father used to say - The War of the Roses 00:20 My father used to say There's only degrees of losing - The War of the Roses 00:06 There's only degrees of losing Look Oliver my father used to say - The War of the Roses 00:08 Look Oliver my father used to say I should have seen her toes in the pit of my crotch - The War of the Roses 00:17 I should have seen her toes in the pit of my crotch

Cast

Oliver Rose - Michael Douglas
Barbara Rose - Kathleen Turner
Gavin D'Amato - Danny DeVito
Susan - Marianne Sägebrecht
Josh at 17 - Sean Astin
All Cast