Log-in to add movie to favourites
Movie added to favourites
Movie removed from favourites

"The Waterboy" quotes

The Waterboy poster
A waterboy for a college football team discovers he has a unique tackling ability and becomes a member of the team.

Director: Frank Coraci
Writer: Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sport
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $161,491,646
Released: 06 Nov 1998
Awards: 6 wins & 6 nominations

48 video clips

Bobby BoucherCoach KleinMama BoucherLawrence TaylorDan FoutsBrent MusburgerYoung Bobby BoucherTinaRitaPacoVicki VallencourtTownieGuy GrenouilleGreg MeaneyCoach Red BeaulieuDerek WallaceWalterProfessorStudentLyle RobideauxFarmer FranCasey BuggeWest Mississippi LinemanJimmy JohnsonBill CowherLaskiSheriff JackLynn Swann
Hello My name is Bobby Boucher - The Waterboy 00:18 Hello My name is Bobby Boucher Last game of the year Can't hold anything back - The Waterboy 00:06 Last game of the year Can't hold anything back Maybe good enough to add another trophy to the old case downstairs - The Waterboy 00:13 Maybe good enough to add another trophy to the old case... Mama says that alligators are ornery - The Waterboy 00:09 Mama says that alligators are ornery Bobby Bobby - The Waterboy 00:17 Bobby Bobby So that's what openin' up a can ofwhoop ass feels like - The Waterboy 00:10 So that's what openin' up a can ofwhoop ass feels... So Bobby did they ever catch that gorilla what escaped from the zoo - The Waterboy 00:17 So Bobby did they ever catch that gorilla what escaped from... Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better it tastes better too idiot - The Waterboy 00:23 Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better it tastes... Gentleman which brings me to my next point don't smoke crack - The Waterboy 00:09 Gentleman which brings me to my next point don't smoke... The Waterboy just needed some water - The Waterboy 00:10 The Waterboy just needed some water Ben Franklin - The Waterboy 00:19 Ben Franklin Now that's what I call high quality H20 - The Waterboy 00:05 Now that's what I call high quality H20 You played amazing at the game today - The Waterboy 00:48 You played amazing at the game today And you're gonna fail your big exam because school is - The Waterboy 00:42 And you're gonna fail your big exam because school is I am not what you would call a handsome man - The Waterboy 00:34 I am not what you would call a handsome man Look who's on the television Mama The devil - The Waterboy 00:07 Look who's on the television Mama The devil Hey moron - The Waterboy 00:33 Hey moron He's the best tackler I've seen since Joe Montana - The Waterboy 00:13 He's the best tackler I've seen since Joe Montana Now is there anybody here - The Waterboy 01:00 Now is there anybody here You'll see You can do it - The Waterboy 00:11 You'll see You can do it Anybody got an idea - The Waterboy 00:52 Anybody got an idea You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games - The Waterboy 00:07 You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games He poked me in the eye Captain Insano shows no mercy - The Waterboy 00:05 He poked me in the eye Captain Insano shows no mercy You can do it - The Waterboy 00:09 You can do it I am not telling you to go on a shooting rampage - The Waterboy 00:10 I am not telling you to go on a shooting rampage Get out and make something happen Sacrifice your bodies Go go go - The Waterboy 00:06 Get out and make something happen Sacrifice your bodies Go... Bobby you don't have what they call the social skills - The Waterboy 00:17 Bobby you don't have what they call the social skills Are you all right I wasn't gonna do nothin' - The Waterboy 00:14 Are you all right I wasn't gonna do nothin' Boucher knocked the poop out of him Poop - The Waterboy 00:07 Boucher knocked the poop out of him Poop Sixty two Sixty two There you are - The Waterboy 00:07 Sixty two Sixty two There you are You can do it Cut his fucking head off - The Waterboy 00:08 You can do it Cut his fucking head off Oh no We suck again - The Waterboy 00:13 Oh no We suck again Gonna kick some names and take some ass - The Waterboy 00:07 Gonna kick some names and take some ass Damn I don't want that ass on the team - The Waterboy 00:12 Damn I don't want that ass on the team Hey Walter I'll bet you 50 bucks - The Waterboy 00:27 Hey Walter I'll bet you 50 bucks Best of luck to you on the upcoming play - The Waterboy 00:11 Best of luck to you on the upcoming play Last game of the year Brent Can't hold anything back now I know - The Waterboy 00:06 Last game of the year Brent Can't hold anything back... Nice job shithead You just lost us the game - The Waterboy 00:14 Nice job shithead You just lost us the game Needle dick Needle dick Needle dick - The Waterboy 00:05 Needle dick Needle dick Needle dick Are men supposed to wear pajamas featuring a cartoon character - The Waterboy 00:09 Are men supposed to wear pajamas featuring a cartoon... If you'll excuse me ladies I'm gonna go hang myself - The Waterboy 00:05 If you'll excuse me ladies I'm gonna go hang... Foosball Bunch of overgrown monsters manhandling each other - The Waterboy 00:13 Foosball Bunch of overgrown monsters manhandling each other Who's it gonna be Who's it gonna be - The Waterboy 00:14 Who's it gonna be Who's it gonna be Well men are supposed to have stinky feet - The Waterboy 00:05 Well men are supposed to have stinky feet Red's got a couple of solid early rounders out there - The Waterboy 00:12 Red's got a couple of solid early rounders out there Laski get over here - The Waterboy 00:14 Laski get over here Nice suit - The Waterboy 00:07 Nice suit

Cast

Bobby Boucher - Adam Sandler
Mama Boucher - Kathy Bates
Coach Klein - Henry Winkler
Vicki Vallencourt - Fairuza Balk
Red Beaulieu - Jerry Reed
All Cast