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The Way We Weren't

Two people meet just after their previous relationships have imploded, so in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they exaggerate, fib, and outright lie, and after they move in together all the deception unravels.

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Rick Hays

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- You don't have to
figure us out, right? - The Way We Weren't

- You don't have to figure us out, right?

I waited through college,
through med school - The Way We Weren't

I waited through college, through med school

- I know, I know, and
you've been so great - The Way We Weren't

- I know, I know, and you've been so great

- It's just, you, - The Way We Weren't

- It's just, you,

- Up every morning at 6:00 a.m.,
the same Honey Nut Oatmeal, - The Way We Weren't

- Up every morning at 6:00 a.m., the same Honey Nut Oatmeal,

- Well, I didn't know it
was so horrible for you. - The Way We Weren't

- Well, I didn't know it was so horrible for you.

Well that explains the
engagement ring, - The Way We Weren't

Well that explains the engagement ring,

14 years, Steven! - The Way We Weren't

14 years, Steven!

- In hindsight, I probably
should have done this sooner. - The Way We Weren't

- In hindsight, I probably should have done this sooner.

I'm gonna announce
it in church-- - The Way We Weren't

I'm gonna announce it in church--

- Don't you tell me to
hydrate, you jackass! - The Way We Weren't

- Don't you tell me to hydrate, you jackass!

[groans] - The Way We Weren't

- [Judge] We find the
defendant, Charlotte Wells, - The Way We Weren't

- [Judge] We find the defendant, Charlotte Wells,

If you complete
community service, - The Way We Weren't

If you complete community service,

I gotta do me, fuck all y'all
if you can't appreciate! - The Way We Weren't

I gotta do me, fuck all y'all if you can't appreci...

[lively music] - The Way We Weren't

Give it baby - The Way We Weren't

- [Man] Somebody's
earning their lunch money. - The Way We Weren't

- [Man] Somebody's earning their lunch money.

[screaming] - The Way We Weren't

She's a treacherous whore,
you're better off without her. - The Way We Weren't

She's a treacherous whore, you're better off witho...

What've you gone, - The Way We Weren't

What've you gone,

- I bought this bike
so that I could get fit - The Way We Weren't

- I bought this bike so that I could get fit

Which explains why
I've had 50 girlfriends - The Way We Weren't

Which explains why I've had 50 girlfriends

- Come on champ, you stink,
let's go get a shower. - The Way We Weren't

- Come on champ, you stink, let's go get a shower.

- Oh yeah, everybody
should, and it's so simple. - The Way We Weren't

- Oh yeah, everybody should, and it's so simple.

All you have to do is
spend half your life - The Way We Weren't

All you have to do is spend half your life

- Look, okay, I read online
that the average woman - The Way We Weren't

- Look, okay, I read online that the average woman

Men just want some spontaneous, - The Way We Weren't

Men just want some spontaneous,

All's they crave is
sex, sports, beer, food - The Way We Weren't

All's they crave is sex, sports, beer, food

- Okay, if that's what men want, - The Way We Weren't

- Okay, if that's what men want,

- [Schweitzer Polizei
Frau] Yeah, yeah, - The Way We Weren't

- [Schweitzer Polizei Frau] Yeah, yeah,

[burping] - The Way We Weren't

All right, this is all
the shit that he gave you - The Way We Weren't

All right, this is all the shit that he gave you

Throw away, sell online and, - The Way We Weren't

Throw away, sell online and,

- Yeah, he got it at an
Infectious Diseases Conference - The Way We Weren't

- Yeah, he got it at an Infectious Diseases Conference

[mellow orchestral music] - The Way We Weren't

[mellow orchestral music]

- Wow, so you're a
graphic designer, - The Way We Weren't

- Wow, so you're a graphic designer,

- Well, I have been called
the Vermeer of napkin art. - The Way We Weren't

- Well, I have been called the Vermeer of napkin art.

[Schweitzer Polizei Frau
speaking in foreign language] - The Way We Weren't

[Schweitzer Polizei Frau speaking in foreign language]

- Oh, it's this, this silly show - The Way We Weren't

- Oh, it's this, this silly show

[speaking in foreign language] - The Way We Weren't

[speaking in foreign language]

- We talked last
night for four hours. - The Way We Weren't

- We talked last night for four hours.

Dating one guy your whole
life might come off a little-- - The Way We Weren't

Dating one guy your whole life might come off a little--

Don't show him the
woman you were, - The Way We Weren't

Don't show him the woman you were,

Tell her you have
a 10 inch schlong - The Way We Weren't

Tell her you have a 10 inch schlong

Let's see, I was with
him for 14 months. - The Way We Weren't

Let's see, I was with him for 14 months.

- Wow, so brief. - The Way We Weren't

- Wow, so brief.

- Uh, you know, two, - The Way We Weren't

- Uh, you know, two,

You know, for me, it's more
about quality than quantity. - The Way We Weren't

You know, for me, it's more about quality than quantity...

Sometimes, I give
too much, you know, - The Way We Weren't

Sometimes, I give too much, you know,

I'm all in, kind of a warp
speed ahead kinda guy. - The Way We Weren't

I'm all in, kind of a warp speed ahead kinda guy.

- And sometimes, I'm so
spontaneous and unpredictable - The Way We Weren't

- And sometimes, I'm so spontaneous and unpredictable

I mean maybe 'cause I'm country - The Way We Weren't

I mean maybe 'cause I'm country

- The San Diego Super Chargers! - The Way We Weren't

- The San Diego Super Chargers!

- Well, you're looking
at the two-time - The Way We Weren't

- Well, you're looking at the two-time

- Look, I'm not saying I'm
Lance Armstrong or anything, - The Way We Weren't

- Look, I'm not saying I'm Lance Armstrong or anyt...

- God, you're food
looks amazing, - The Way We Weren't

- God, you're food looks amazing,

I just, I didn't have
time to get dressed before-- - The Way We Weren't

I just, I didn't have time to get dressed before--

- Look, I want to so bad,
but I looked into tickets, - The Way We Weren't

- Look, I want to so bad, but I looked into tickets,

- Or we could split it, - The Way We Weren't

- Or we could split it,

- This is gonna be so amazing! - The Way We Weren't

- This is gonna be so amazing!

[lively music] - The Way We Weren't

J. Paul Getty was the
world's richest man - The Way We Weren't

J. Paul Getty was the world's richest man

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh - The Way We Weren't

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I've never even been
in the ocean before - The Way We Weren't

I've never even been in the ocean before

You're gonna go in there and
be just a super sexy lady. - The Way We Weren't

You're gonna go in there and be just a super sexy lady.

- Huh, oh no, I was just-- - The Way We Weren't

- Huh, oh no, I was just--

- Oh yeah, no, I'm rough,
I'm like super rough. - The Way We Weren't

- Oh yeah, no, I'm rough, I'm like super rough.

Goin' for the sexy proctologist,
yeah, no I dig that. - The Way We Weren't

Goin' for the sexy proctologist, yeah, no I dig that.

- You're in luck
'cause his two friends - The Way We Weren't

- You're in luck 'cause his two friends

- I was just thinking, uhm - The Way We Weren't

- I was just thinking, uhm

Confident and uhm, - The Way We Weren't

Confident and uhm,

- And um, - The Way We Weren't

- Well, that's funny actually, - The Way We Weren't

- Well, that's funny actually,

Not to mention gorgeous,
bombshell, knockout - The Way We Weren't

Not to mention gorgeous, bombshell, knockout

[laughing] - The Way We Weren't

- I know this is
moving insanely fast - The Way We Weren't

- I know this is moving insanely fast

- She's sexy and smart - The Way We Weren't

- She's sexy and smart

- I can clearly see
that you're excited - The Way We Weren't

- I can clearly see that you're excited

- And, did you do the
things that we talked about? - The Way We Weren't

- And, did you do the things that we talked about?

- I know, and I told
him I love him too - The Way We Weren't

- I know, and I told him I love him too

- [Carly] Char-- - The Way We Weren't

- [Carly] Char--

- No, you cannot cause an
avalanche just by yodeling. - The Way We Weren't

- No, you cannot cause an avalanche just by yodeling.

- No, I am telling you,
it is completely possible. - The Way We Weren't

- No, I am telling you, it is completely possible.

And even if you could, - The Way We Weren't

And even if you could,

Hey, I made something at work
today, you mind taking a look? - The Way We Weren't

Hey, I made something at work today, you mind taking a look?

[light mellow music] - The Way We Weren't

[light mellow music]

It would be the most
unpredictable thing ever. - The Way We Weren't

It would be the most unpredictable thing ever.

- It would be the
ultimate commitment. - The Way We Weren't

- It would be the ultimate commitment.

[light mellow music] - The Way We Weren't

[light mellow music]

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Two people meet just after their previous relationships have imploded, so in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they exaggerate, fib, and outright lie, and after they move in together all the deception unravels.

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Director: Rick Hays

Writer: Brian DiMuccio, Aran Eisenstat, Rick Hays

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

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Released: 12 Feb 2019

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