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The Way We Weren't

Two people meet just after their previous relationships have imploded, so in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they exaggerate, fib, and outright lie, and after they move in together all the deception unravels.

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- Well, I'll be, usually, - The Way We Weren't

- Well, I'll be, usually,

- Well then, I reckon
we oughta discuss - The Way We Weren't

- Well then, I reckon we oughta discuss

[mellow music] - The Way We Weren't

Aw, thank you very much, that's
so sweet, Jerry and Judy. - The Way We Weren't

Aw, thank you very much, that's so sweet, Jerry and Jud...

- It's such a noble
gesture in your name. - The Way We Weren't

- It's such a noble gesture in your name.

- Though it has none of
the bourgeoisie cache - The Way We Weren't

- Though it has none of the bourgeoisie cache

- Anyway, speaking
of exotic places, - The Way We Weren't

- Anyway, speaking of exotic places,

- Not yet, I'm start
teaching really soon - The Way We Weren't

- Not yet, I'm start teaching really soon

- Oh. [chuckles] - The Way We Weren't

- Oh. [chuckles]

- As far as exploited,
underdeveloped - The Way We Weren't

- As far as exploited, underdeveloped

It's really the sad teardrop
of the Indian subcontinent. - The Way We Weren't

It's really the sad teardrop of the Indian subcontinent...

- Oh yeah, it's just a shame
about all the tsunamis. - The Way We Weren't

- Oh yeah, it's just a shame about all the tsunamis.

I'll tell you what
though, for special, - The Way We Weren't

I'll tell you what though, for special,

I mean, San Diego,
Santa Barbara, Pismo. - The Way We Weren't

I mean, San Diego, Santa Barbara, Pismo.

[laughing] - The Way We Weren't

- After we exchanged our vows, - The Way We Weren't

- After we exchanged our vows,

- We had only known
each other 10 days - The Way We Weren't

- We had only known each other 10 days

And we actually managed to slip
a little connubial bliss in - The Way We Weren't

And we actually managed to slip a little connubial bliss in

So we were in
adjacent cells, right, - The Way We Weren't

So we were in adjacent cells, right,

- Being an only child and
losing both my parents, - The Way We Weren't

- Being an only child and losing both my parents,

- You know, they say, it
costs over a quarter million - The Way We Weren't

- You know, they say, it costs over a quarter million

- True but I was an only
child and I have to say, - The Way We Weren't

- True but I was an only child and I have to say,

- And a matter of fact,
Brandon was an accident. - The Way We Weren't

- And a matter of fact, Brandon was an accident.

- We thought long and hard - The Way We Weren't

- We thought long and hard

- But we were in Burma, - The Way We Weren't

- But we were in Burma,

- Hey, you know, we
better get going, - The Way We Weren't

- Hey, you know, we better get going,

- We're gonna the Antarctica, - The Way We Weren't

- We're gonna the Antarctica,

- If it were up to me, - The Way We Weren't

- If it were up to me,

Now, get you things we
gotta go, we gonna be late. - The Way We Weren't

Now, get you things we gotta go, we gonna be late.

She gets so blood thirsty
when it comes to the Japanese. - The Way We Weren't

She gets so blood thirsty when it comes to the Japanese.

- Okay, I don't
know, they're unique. - The Way We Weren't

- Okay, I don't know, they're unique.

[laughing] - The Way We Weren't

Okay, okay, okay okay,
you can take the Stang - The Way We Weren't

Okay, okay, okay okay, you can take the Stang

- Well, I thought maybe you
could make your homemade pasta. - The Way We Weren't

- Well, I thought maybe you could make your homemade pasta.

[Dan laughing] - The Way We Weren't

We had to wait till
the movie was over - The Way We Weren't

We had to wait till the movie was over

[laughing] - The Way We Weren't

- Well yeah, so I had
tied it to a string - The Way We Weren't

- Well yeah, so I had tied it to a string

[laughing] - The Way We Weren't

But then I realized
that this is who Dan is - The Way We Weren't

But then I realized that this is who Dan is

- I guess maybe not
visiting my grandpa enough - The Way We Weren't

- I guess maybe not visiting my grandpa enough

He was living in
this nursing home - The Way We Weren't

He was living in this nursing home

Anyway, I hope he forgave me. - The Way We Weren't

Anyway, I hope he forgave me.

- Okay, I gonna say
what we're all thinking. - The Way We Weren't

- Okay, I gonna say what we're all thinking.

[laughing] - The Way We Weren't

[lively music] - The Way We Weren't

[speaking in foreign language] - The Way We Weren't

[speaking in foreign language]

I guess I'm gonna call
that slimy prick Matthew - The Way We Weren't

I guess I'm gonna call that slimy prick Matthew

You just know he's gonna make
you feel like a pathetic, - The Way We Weren't

You just know he's gonna make you feel like a pathetic,

I had to go to 10 different
stores to find it, - The Way We Weren't

I had to go to 10 different stores to find it,

- Yeah, I wanted to but he
spent so much money on it, - The Way We Weren't

- Yeah, I wanted to but he spent so much money on it,

- [Brandon] So, you
must be looking forward - The Way We Weren't

- [Brandon] So, you must be looking forward

- Yes, I'm so excited to be
back in the classroom with kids. - The Way We Weren't

- Yes, I'm so excited to be back in the classroom with ...

Speaking of which,
I was thinking - The Way We Weren't

Speaking of which, I was thinking

But what about
Catalina Island, huh? - The Way We Weren't

But what about Catalina Island, huh?

It's 26 miles across the
sea, it is beautiful. - The Way We Weren't

It's 26 miles across the sea, it is beautiful.

It's, uh, I mean, it's
where Natalie Wood drowned. - The Way We Weren't

It's, uh, I mean, it's where Natalie Wood drowned.

All right, get out
there, make me proud, - The Way We Weren't

All right, get out there, make me proud,

- [Schweitzer Polizei Frau]
Achtung, ladies and gentlemen, - The Way We Weren't

- [Schweitzer Polizei Frau] Achtung, ladies and gentlemen,

[tense music] - The Way We Weren't

[Brandon grunting] - The Way We Weren't

[Brandon grunting]

- [Brandon] Yeah, yeah,
no, I meant to do that. - The Way We Weren't

- [Brandon] Yeah, yeah, no, I meant to do that.

- [DJ] Excuse me
ladies and gentlemen, - The Way We Weren't

- [DJ] Excuse me ladies and gentlemen,

- Yeah, everyone, put your
hands together right here, - The Way We Weren't

- Yeah, everyone, put your hands together right here,

I know you didn't wanna
show off at the wedding - The Way We Weren't

I know you didn't wanna show off at the wedding

- [Schweitzer Polizei
Frau] And that is all - The Way We Weren't

- [Schweitzer Polizei Frau] And that is all

[upbeat salsa music] - The Way We Weren't

[upbeat salsa music]

The asshole who almost
smothered me to death. - The Way We Weren't

The asshole who almost smothered me to death.

- Ashley, I am-- - The Way We Weren't

- Ashley, I am--

- [DJ] Okay, Charlotte, thank
you, thank you very much. - The Way We Weren't

- [DJ] Okay, Charlotte, thank you, thank you very much.

- I'm sorry, you're married? - The Way We Weren't

- I'm sorry, you're married?

- We used to date until he
went all fainting goat on, - The Way We Weren't

- We used to date until he went all fainting goat on,

- [Charlotte] Listen,
I was freaked out - The Way We Weren't

- [Charlotte] Listen, I was freaked out

- Look at it this way,
most women our age - The Way We Weren't

- Look at it this way, most women our age

- Okay, once, when
Rita and I were married - The Way We Weren't

- Okay, once, when Rita and I were married

- It took some work and
that's what you gotta do, man. - The Way We Weren't

- It took some work and that's what you gotta do, man.

Maybe a little pathetic
thrown in there - The Way We Weren't

Maybe a little pathetic thrown in there

[car horn beeping] - The Way We Weren't

[car horn beeping]

- I just got an email from him. - The Way We Weren't

- I just got an email from him.

♪ Get it on, get
it on, get it on ♪ - The Way We Weren't

♪ Get it on, get it on, get it on ♪

♪ Get it on, we
have it all now ♪ - The Way We Weren't

♪ Get it on, we have it all now ♪

♪ Mama say, mama say - The Way We Weren't

♪ Mama say, mama say

- Oh, he retired five
or six months ago. - The Way We Weren't

- Oh, he retired five or six months ago.

- It's like someone took a
sand blaster to my boom stick. - The Way We Weren't

- It's like someone took a sand blaster to my boom stic...

This looks like something I saw - The Way We Weren't

This looks like something I saw

- And before that,
was your penis normal - The Way We Weren't

- And before that, was your penis normal

- Mr. Conroy, I'm
going to need the names - The Way We Weren't

- Mr. Conroy, I'm going to need the names

We have a possible miasmic
STD of unknown origin. - The Way We Weren't

We have a possible miasmic STD of unknown origin.

It looks like a mix
of genital herpes, - The Way We Weren't

It looks like a mix of genital herpes,

- I'm gonna insert this into
your urethra, get a culture, - The Way We Weren't

- I'm gonna insert this into your urethra, get a cultur...

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Two people meet just after their previous relationships have imploded, so in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they exaggerate, fib, and outright lie, and after they move in together all the deception unravels.

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Director: Rick Hays

Writer: Brian DiMuccio, Aran Eisenstat, Rick Hays

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

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Released: 12 Feb 2019

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