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The Way We Weren't

All you have to do isspend half your life in a disastrous relationshipand commit a felony

All you have to do is
spend half your life in a disastrous relationship
and commit a felony

Full Transcript

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All you have to do is spend half your life
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in a disastrous relationship and commit a felony.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:38
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two people meet just after their previous relationships have imploded, so in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they exaggerate, fib, and outright lie, and after they move in together all the deception unravels.
- Look, okay, I read online that the average woman - The Way We Weren't 00:10
- Look, okay, I read online that the average woman
Men just want some spontaneous, - The Way We Weren't 00:05
Men just want some spontaneous,
All's they crave is sex, sports, beer, food - The Way We Weren't 00:05
All's they crave is sex, sports, beer, food
- Okay, if that's what men want, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- Okay, if that's what men want,
- [Schweitzer Polizei Frau] Yeah, yeah, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- [Schweitzer Polizei Frau] Yeah, yeah,
[burping] - The Way We Weren't 00:05
[burping]
All right, this is all the shit that he gave you - The Way We Weren't 00:05
All right, this is all the shit that he gave you
Throw away, sell online and, - The Way We Weren't 00:08
Throw away, sell online and,
- Yeah, he got it at an Infectious Diseases Conference - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Yeah, he got it at an Infectious Diseases Conference
[mellow orchestral music] - The Way We Weren't 00:05
[mellow orchestral music]
- Wow, so you're a graphic designer, - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- Wow, so you're a graphic designer,
- Well, I have been called the Vermeer of napkin art. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Well, I have been called the Vermeer of napkin art.
[Schweitzer Polizei Frau speaking in foreign language] - The Way We Weren't 00:06
[Schweitzer Polizei Frau speaking in foreign language]
- Oh, it's this, this silly show - The Way We Weren't 00:08
- Oh, it's this, this silly show
[speaking in foreign language] - The Way We Weren't 00:07
[speaking in foreign language]
- We talked last night for four hours. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- We talked last night for four hours.
Dating one guy your whole life might come off a little-- - The Way We Weren't 00:05
Dating one guy your whole life might come off a little--
Don't show him the woman you were, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
Don't show him the woman you were,
Tell her you have a 10 inch schlong - The Way We Weren't 00:05
Tell her you have a 10 inch schlong
Let's see, I was with him for 14 months. - The Way We Weren't 00:07
Let's see, I was with him for 14 months.