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The Way We Weren't

Don't show him thewoman you were, show him the womanyou're going to be

Don't show him the
woman you were, show him the woman
you're going to be

Full Transcript

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Don't show him the woman you were,
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show him the woman you're going to be.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:07
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two people meet just after their previous relationships have imploded, so in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they exaggerate, fib, and outright lie, and after they move in together all the deception unravels.
Tell her you have a 10 inch schlong - The Way We Weren't 00:05
Tell her you have a 10 inch schlong
Let's see, I was with him for 14 months. - The Way We Weren't 00:07
Let's see, I was with him for 14 months.
- Wow, so brief. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Wow, so brief.
- Uh, you know, two, - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Uh, you know, two,
You know, for me, it's more about quality than quantity. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
You know, for me, it's more about quality than quantity...
Sometimes, I give too much, you know, - The Way We Weren't 00:05
Sometimes, I give too much, you know,
I'm all in, kind of a warp speed ahead kinda guy. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
I'm all in, kind of a warp speed ahead kinda guy.
- And sometimes, I'm so spontaneous and unpredictable - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- And sometimes, I'm so spontaneous and unpredictable
I mean maybe 'cause I'm country - The Way We Weren't 00:06
I mean maybe 'cause I'm country
- The San Diego Super Chargers! - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- The San Diego Super Chargers!
- Well, you're looking at the two-time - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- Well, you're looking at the two-time
- Look, I'm not saying I'm Lance Armstrong or anything, - The Way We Weren't 00:08
- Look, I'm not saying I'm Lance Armstrong or anyt...
- God, you're food looks amazing, - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- God, you're food looks amazing,
I just, I didn't have time to get dressed before-- - The Way We Weren't 00:06
I just, I didn't have time to get dressed before--
- Look, I want to so bad, but I looked into tickets, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- Look, I want to so bad, but I looked into tickets,
- Or we could split it, - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Or we could split it,
- This is gonna be so amazing! - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- This is gonna be so amazing!
[lively music] - The Way We Weren't 00:14
[lively music]
J. Paul Getty was the world's richest man - The Way We Weren't 00:06
J. Paul Getty was the world's richest man
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh - The Way We Weren't 00:23
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh