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The Way We Weren't

First, you want meto tell my parents we're getting divorcedand now, you want me to go to a...

First, you want me
to tell my parents we're getting divorced
and now, you want me to go to a garden party and pretend
we're happily married?

Full Transcript

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- First, you want me to tell my parents
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we're getting divorced and now, you want me to go
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to a garden party and pretend we're happily married?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:26
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two people meet just after their previous relationships have imploded, so in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they exaggerate, fib, and outright lie, and after they move in together all the deception unravels.
If I get this job, then I'll have enough money - The Way We Weren't 00:05
If I get this job, then I'll have enough money
And this is our host and head of the board, - The Way We Weren't 00:09
And this is our host and head of the board,
[mellow orchestral music] - The Way We Weren't 00:09
[mellow orchestral music]
- Oh, god no, I just love kids so much. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- Oh, god no, I just love kids so much.
They're so honest and entertaining. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
They're so honest and entertaining.
I have this one student, Emily, - The Way We Weren't 00:07
I have this one student, Emily,
And on her birthday, I asked her what she wanted - The Way We Weren't 00:05
And on her birthday, I asked her what she wanted
And so I asked Emily, I was like, - The Way We Weren't 00:04
And so I asked Emily, I was like,
And he said, because my Barbies smoke and drink - The Way We Weren't 00:05
And he said, because my Barbies smoke and drink
[laughing] - The Way We Weren't 00:07
[laughing]
They are so much fun and you never know - The Way We Weren't 00:05
They are so much fun and you never know
I just got you a full-time gig working with me - The Way We Weren't 00:06
I just got you a full-time gig working with me
Now, please go find a toilet, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
Now, please go find a toilet,
You know, I really don't like beer. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
You know, I really don't like beer.
[people laughing] - The Way We Weren't 00:10
[people laughing]
- Yes, you know, we really like the notion - The Way We Weren't 00:07
- Yes, you know, we really like the notion
Instead of merely lecturing at them - The Way We Weren't 00:06
Instead of merely lecturing at them
- And having the students realize - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- And having the students realize
- No, we have a son who attended a school - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- No, we have a son who attended a school
- And we could not be happier with the way he turned out. - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- And we could not be happier with the way he turned out.