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The Way We Weren't

Now, please go find a toilet, lest you shit yourself with joy when I tell you how...

Now, please go find a toilet, lest you shit yourself with joy when I tell you how much
you're getting paid

Full Transcript

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Now, please go find a toilet,
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lest you shit yourself with joy
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when I tell you how much you're getting paid.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:03
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two people meet just after their previous relationships have imploded, so in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they exaggerate, fib, and outright lie, and after they move in together all the deception unravels.
You know, I really don't like beer. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
You know, I really don't like beer.
[people laughing] - The Way We Weren't 00:10
[people laughing]
- Yes, you know, we really like the notion - The Way We Weren't 00:07
- Yes, you know, we really like the notion
Instead of merely lecturing at them - The Way We Weren't 00:06
Instead of merely lecturing at them
- And having the students realize - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- And having the students realize
- No, we have a son who attended a school - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- No, we have a son who attended a school
- And we could not be happier with the way he turned out. - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- And we could not be happier with the way he turned out.
And by the way, your in-laws are fabulous. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
And by the way, your in-laws are fabulous.
Charlotte Conroy, I'd like to introduce you to my daughter, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
Charlotte Conroy, I'd like to introduce you to my daugh...
[Steven screaming] - The Way We Weren't 00:06
[Steven screaming]
- I guess it must have taken you a very long time - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- I guess it must have taken you a very long time
- That's why we come here, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- That's why we come here,
- You don't think that we would turn up - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- You don't think that we would turn up
- We've been fighting these people our entire lives - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- We've been fighting these people our entire lives
- Would you folks care for some conflict-free - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Would you folks care for some conflict-free
I hurt you very badly and your life has taken an ugly turn, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
I hurt you very badly and your life has taken an ugly turn,
You obviously married the first guy you met after me. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
You obviously married the first guy you met after me.
- No, we met online, and then fell in love and got married. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- No, we met online, and then fell in love and got married.
- Not all the changes are bad. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- Not all the changes are bad.
[melancholic music] - The Way We Weren't 00:04
[melancholic music]