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The Way We Weren't

Philip Seymour Hoffman is not the quarterbackof the San Diego Chargers and you, sir, areno...

Philip Seymour Hoffman is not the quarterback
of the San Diego Chargers and you, sir, are
no Lance Armstrong

Full Transcript

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Philip Seymour Hoffman
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is not the quarterback of the San Diego Chargers
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and you, sir, are no Lance Armstrong.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:50
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two people meet just after their previous relationships have imploded, so in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they exaggerate, fib, and outright lie, and after they move in together all the deception unravels.
- Oh, and how long did you think - The Way We Weren't 00:07
- Oh, and how long did you think
- And the worst part, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- And the worst part,
Are you this sweet adorable school teacher - The Way We Weren't 00:07
Are you this sweet adorable school teacher
- Well, if you really feel that way, - The Way We Weren't 00:08
- Well, if you really feel that way,
- First of all, let me be clear, - The Way We Weren't 00:08
- First of all, let me be clear,
- Fair enough, I'll draw up the contract - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- Fair enough, I'll draw up the contract
- Don't you have some generic forms lyin' around, - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Don't you have some generic forms lyin' around,
Regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
Regardless of race, religion or sexual preference.
- You got that much or do you need to get another loan? - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- You got that much or do you need to get another loan?
- You're sure Thursday's the best you can do? - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- You're sure Thursday's the best you can do?
- I gave up my job, my home and best friend for you. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- I gave up my job, my home and best friend for you.
- Well, you'd better start cooking or cleaning or, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- Well, you'd better start cooking or cleaning or,
♪ When I watch I wake up in the morning ♪ - The Way We Weren't 00:31
♪ When I watch I wake up in the morning ♪
♪ Said I'm sorry for loving you darling ♪ - The Way We Weren't 00:14
♪ Said I'm sorry for loving you darling ♪
[gunshots bang] - The Way We Weren't 00:09
[gunshots bang]
♪ Sue me for loving you darling ♪ - The Way We Weren't 00:15
♪ Sue me for loving you darling ♪
- [Dan] Have a great day in your work. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- [Dan] Have a great day in your work.
♪ All I wanna do is be good to you ♪ - The Way We Weren't 00:22
♪ All I wanna do is be good to you ♪
♪ For loving you - The Way We Weren't 00:09
♪ For loving you
- [Judy] And your father was shot in the balls - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- [Judy] And your father was shot in the balls