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The asshole who almost smothered me to death
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The Way We Weren't

The asshole who almostsmothered me to death

The asshole who almost
smothered me to death

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The asshole who almost smothered me to death.
Duration
4 seconds
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24
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:38
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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Movie Summary

Two people meet just after their previous relationships have imploded, so in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they exaggerate, fib, and outright lie, and after they move in together all the deception unravels.
- Ashley, I am-- - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- Ashley, I am--
- [DJ] Okay, Charlotte, thank you, thank you very much. - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- [DJ] Okay, Charlotte, thank you, thank you very much.
- I'm sorry, you're married? - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- I'm sorry, you're married?
- We used to date until he went all fainting goat on, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- We used to date until he went all fainting goat on,
- [Charlotte] Listen, I was freaked out - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- [Charlotte] Listen, I was freaked out
- Look at it this way, most women our age - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- Look at it this way, most women our age
- Okay, once, when Rita and I were married - The Way We Weren't 00:09
- Okay, once, when Rita and I were married
- It took some work and that's what you gotta do, man. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- It took some work and that's what you gotta do, man.
Maybe a little pathetic thrown in there - The Way We Weren't 00:07
Maybe a little pathetic thrown in there
[car horn beeping] - The Way We Weren't 00:05
[car horn beeping]
- I just got an email from him. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- I just got an email from him.
♪ Get it on, get it on, get it on ♪ - The Way We Weren't 00:08
♪ Get it on, get it on, get it on ♪
♪ Get it on, we have it all now ♪ - The Way We Weren't 00:12
♪ Get it on, we have it all now ♪
♪ Mama say, mama say - The Way We Weren't 00:22
♪ Mama say, mama say
- Oh, he retired five or six months ago. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- Oh, he retired five or six months ago.
- It's like someone took a sand blaster to my boom stick. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- It's like someone took a sand blaster to my boom stic...
This looks like something I saw - The Way We Weren't 00:04
This looks like something I saw
- And before that, was your penis normal - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- And before that, was your penis normal
- Mr. Conroy, I'm going to need the names - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Mr. Conroy, I'm going to need the names
We have a possible miasmic STD of unknown origin. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
We have a possible miasmic STD of unknown origin.