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The Way We Weren't

Throw away, sell online and, whatever the fuck this is

Throw away, sell online and, whatever the fuck this is

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Throw away, sell online and,
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whatever the fuck this is.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:05
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two people meet just after their previous relationships have imploded, so in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they exaggerate, fib, and outright lie, and after they move in together all the deception unravels.
- Yeah, he got it at an Infectious Diseases Conference - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Yeah, he got it at an Infectious Diseases Conference
[mellow orchestral music] - The Way We Weren't 00:05
[mellow orchestral music]
- Wow, so you're a graphic designer, - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- Wow, so you're a graphic designer,
- Well, I have been called the Vermeer of napkin art. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Well, I have been called the Vermeer of napkin art.
[Schweitzer Polizei Frau speaking in foreign language] - The Way We Weren't 00:06
[Schweitzer Polizei Frau speaking in foreign language]
- Oh, it's this, this silly show - The Way We Weren't 00:08
- Oh, it's this, this silly show
[speaking in foreign language] - The Way We Weren't 00:07
[speaking in foreign language]
- We talked last night for four hours. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- We talked last night for four hours.
Dating one guy your whole life might come off a little-- - The Way We Weren't 00:05
Dating one guy your whole life might come off a little--
Don't show him the woman you were, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
Don't show him the woman you were,
Tell her you have a 10 inch schlong - The Way We Weren't 00:05
Tell her you have a 10 inch schlong
Let's see, I was with him for 14 months. - The Way We Weren't 00:07
Let's see, I was with him for 14 months.
- Wow, so brief. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Wow, so brief.
- Uh, you know, two, - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Uh, you know, two,
You know, for me, it's more about quality than quantity. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
You know, for me, it's more about quality than quantity...
Sometimes, I give too much, you know, - The Way We Weren't 00:05
Sometimes, I give too much, you know,
I'm all in, kind of a warp speed ahead kinda guy. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
I'm all in, kind of a warp speed ahead kinda guy.
- And sometimes, I'm so spontaneous and unpredictable - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- And sometimes, I'm so spontaneous and unpredictable
I mean maybe 'cause I'm country - The Way We Weren't 00:06
I mean maybe 'cause I'm country
- The San Diego Super Chargers! - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- The San Diego Super Chargers!