To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
You obviously married the first guy you met after me
Please log in to add to collections.
The Way We Weren't

You obviously married thefirst guy you met after me

You obviously married the
first guy you met after me

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.482
You obviously married the first guy you met after me.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:01
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Two people meet just after their previous relationships have imploded, so in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they exaggerate, fib, and outright lie, and after they move in together all the deception unravels.
- No, we met online, and then fell in love and got married. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- No, we met online, and then fell in love and got married.
- Not all the changes are bad. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
- Not all the changes are bad.
[melancholic music] - The Way We Weren't 00:04
[melancholic music]
- Let's get you into the house, mother, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
- Let's get you into the house, mother,
And you'd really better be quick - The Way We Weren't 00:04
And you'd really better be quick
And your wife, that poor woman. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
And your wife, that poor woman.
Anais, she is so spontaneous and unpredictable. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
Anais, she is so spontaneous and unpredictable.
One minute, we're snowboarding in Telluride, - The Way We Weren't 00:07
One minute, we're snowboarding in Telluride,
I miss the quiet, boring times, the unimaginative sex, - The Way We Weren't 00:06
I miss the quiet, boring times, the unimaginative sex,
I never appreciated it until it was gone. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
I never appreciated it until it was gone.
Let's leave these two horrible, - The Way We Weren't 00:08
Let's leave these two horrible,
Yes, we rushed into marriage - The Way We Weren't 00:18
Yes, we rushed into marriage
- Hey, I dare you to kiss me one more time - The Way We Weren't 00:07
- Hey, I dare you to kiss me one more time
But as we say in the yard, I gotta do me. - The Way We Weren't 00:04
But as we say in the yard, I gotta do me.
So fuck all y'all if you can't appreciate it! - The Way We Weren't 00:04
So fuck all y'all if you can't appreciate it!
My wife threw her back out - The Way We Weren't 00:05
My wife threw her back out
- Anyway, we really love the school - The Way We Weren't 00:07
- Anyway, we really love the school
- I don't see how that's gonna make any difference. - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- I don't see how that's gonna make any difference...
I'm gonna find Mrs. Newton and tell her the good news. - The Way We Weren't 00:06
I'm gonna find Mrs. Newton and tell her the good news.
- Our son's not very good with money anyway - The Way We Weren't 00:05
- Our son's not very good with money anyway