Man, I'd like to put my face in there. Right in there. Tartar sauce. My hips are cold....
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Dave Spritz:
Man, I'd like to put my face in there. Right in there. Tartar sauce. My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. That's when you know its cold. I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce. A lot of guys don't. Well maybe they do. Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce. What happened to the guy who was trying to fly around the world in a balloon? Did he make it? I should put some espionage or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, its cold. Neil Young. Wh-why am I thinking about Neil Young. Neil Diamond. Neil... Theres not a lot of famous Neils. Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year. That never really happened. I haven't had a Spanish omelette in a long time. Here we go.
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I like eating pussy Tartar sauce
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A lot of guys don't Well maybe they do
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Maybe that's just black guys Tartar sauce
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What happened to the guy who was trying to go around the world
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in a balloon Did he make it
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I should put some espionage
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or stolen plutonium in my novel Tartar sauce
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Spice it up Neil Young Fuck it's cold
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Neil Young Why am I thinking about Neil Young
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Neil Diamond Neil There's not a lot of famous Neils
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Is this Wednesday I wish I had two dicks
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I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year
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That never really happened
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I haven't had a Spanish omelet in a long time
Clip duration: 30 seconds
Views: 198
Timestamp in movie: 00h 46m 56s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: A Chicago weather man, separated from his wife and children, debates whether professional and personal success are mutually exclusive.
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00:28 This shit life
00:36 Why are you here anyway
00:18 What happened I got hit with a Frosty
00:14 I was thinking about that too
00:36 I read your book
00:07 People don't throw things at me anymore
00:35 Throughout marriage BJs lacked enthusiasm
00:07 I'm refreshed
00:24 Russ Step back right now
00:35 The other thing that gets to people
00:16 I mean I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at like
00:19 What kind of name is Spritz
00:28 Where's the paper David
00:32 Fuck I'm Mike's father Here's your shit
00:34 Thanks
00:10 What is this sucking and chucking and jacking and fucking up...
00:32 These fucking crutches are too long
00:22 What must you think of me
00:30 Every couple months someone throws something at me
00:33 Dave Hi Russ