I'm fast food
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Dave Spritz:
The first time I was struck with something, a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers. I was standing next to a garbage pail. I thought it might've been an accident, that they were throwing it out. The second time, it hit me square on the chin, a soft taco. Then, pop. A falafel. McNuggets. Always Fast food. Fast food. Shit people would rather throw out than finish. It's easy. It tastes all right, but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment [pause] Dave Spritz:
I'm fast food
The first time I was struck with something, a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers. I was standing next to a garbage pail. I thought it might've been an accident, that they were throwing it out. The second time, it hit me square on the chin, a soft taco. Then, pop. A falafel. McNuggets. Always Fast food. Fast food. Shit people would rather throw out than finish. It's easy. It tastes all right, but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment [pause] Dave Spritz:
I'm fast food
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The first time I was struck with something
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a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers
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I was standing next to a garbage pail
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I thought it might've been an accident that they were throwing it out
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The second time it hit me square on the chin
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a soft taco
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Then pop
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A falafel
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McNuggets
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Always fast food
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Fast food
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Shit people would rather throw out than finish
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Movie Summary
A Chicago weather man, separated from his wife and children, debates whether professional and personal success are mutually exclusive.
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David Spritz
