Holy fucking shit
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Bad Best Man:
[walks on stage and starts beatboxing]
Haha, just kidding, just kidding. The moment Chris asked me to be his best man, I sat down and I wrote a pretty awesome speech. But, I don't know, I think I'd rather speak from the heart. [rips paper in half] Jimmy:
Oh, don't do that. Don't you rip that paper up. You never do that. Bad Best Man:
Ah. You know, when Chris... Chris and I first met, we, um... uh, wha... Chris and I, um... have known each other since, uh... hah... Chris and I, you know, we, we did stuff together. [dry heaves] Jimmy:
He's gonna throw up on the fuckin' bride. Bad Best Man:
And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me. Well, I... because my real brother died. Well, he didn't die immediately... Jimmy:
No... Bad Best Man:
They revived him in the ambulance, then he died later. Hah... uh... Adolf Hitler once said... Jimmy:
Holy fucking shit
[walks on stage and starts beatboxing]
Haha, just kidding, just kidding. The moment Chris asked me to be his best man, I sat down and I wrote a pretty awesome speech. But, I don't know, I think I'd rather speak from the heart. [rips paper in half] Jimmy:
Oh, don't do that. Don't you rip that paper up. You never do that. Bad Best Man:
Ah. You know, when Chris... Chris and I first met, we, um... uh, wha... Chris and I, um... have known each other since, uh... hah... Chris and I, you know, we, we did stuff together. [dry heaves] Jimmy:
He's gonna throw up on the fuckin' bride. Bad Best Man:
And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me. Well, I... because my real brother died. Well, he didn't die immediately... Jimmy:
No... Bad Best Man:
They revived him in the ambulance, then he died later. Hah... uh... Adolf Hitler once said... Jimmy:
Holy fucking shit
Full Transcript
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The moment Chris asked me to be his best man
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I sat down and I wrote a pretty awesome speech
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But I don't know I think I'd rather speak from the heart
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Oh don't do that
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Don't you rip that paper up You never do that
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Uh you know when Chris
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When Chris and I first met we um
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Uh well
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Chris and I have known each other since uh
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Mmm mmm mmm
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Movie Summary
Two weeks shy of his wedding, a socially awkward guy enters into a charade by hiring the owner of a company that provides best men for grooms in need.
Actors
Bad Best Man
Jimmy Callahan
