Haha, just kidding, just kidding. The moment Chris asked me to be his best man, I sat down...
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Bad Best Man:
[walks on stage and starts beatboxing]
Haha, just kidding, just kidding. The moment Chris asked me to be his best man, I sat down and I wrote a pretty awesome speech. But, I don't know, I think I'd rather speak from the heart.
[rips paper in half]
Jimmy:
Oh, don't do that. Don't you rip that paper up. You never do that.
Bad Best Man:
Ah. You know, when Chris... Chris and I first met, we, um... uh, wha... Chris and I, um... have known each other since, uh... hah... Chris and I, you know, we, we did stuff together.
[dry heaves]
Jimmy:
He's gonna throw up on the fuckin' bride.
Bad Best Man:
And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me. Well, I... because my real brother died. Well, he didn't die immediately...
Jimmy:
No...
Bad Best Man:
They revived him in the ambulance, then he died later. Hah... uh... Adolf Hitler once said...
Jimmy:
Holy fucking shit.
Transcript
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The moment Chris asked me to be his best man
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I sat down and I wrote a pretty awesome speech
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But I don't know I think I'd rather speak from the heart
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Oh don't do that
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Don't you rip that paper up You never do that
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Uh you know when Chris
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When Chris and I first met we um
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Uh well
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Chris and I have known each other since uh
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Mmm mmm mmm
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 223
Timestamp in movie: 00h 43m 54s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Two weeks shy of his wedding, a socially awkward guy enters into a charade by hiring the owner of a company that provides best men for grooms in need.
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00:08 Douglas you can hide a fat ass in baggy pants
00:06 God created the world in seven days
I'm sorry. Uh...
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Father McNulty?
Yes.
How did you like
them apples?
Come on. Let's go get
you cleaned up, man.
I haven't felt this good,
this happy since...
Oh, my God!
Are you all right, sir?
Uh-huh.
Have you guys been
drinking tonight?
Take his pants off!
Someone help me!
Please, God! Please!
Doug Harris, right?
Uh, yeah.
Now, Jimmy,
we have less than a week
Good night, Tonto.
Come on, you lead.
God created the world in seven days
The moment Chris asked me to be his best man
And your first dance will be to what song