What exactly do you do? I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas. So,...
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Doug Harris:
What exactly do you do?
Jimmy:
I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
Doug Harris:
So, I'm not alone?
Jimmy:
Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
Doug Harris:
2.4 million!
Jimmy:
That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as their best man?
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What can I do for you
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Hi Yeah I guess I do have a few questions Mmm hmm
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Um what exactly do you do
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I provide best man services for guys
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like yourself who lack in such areas
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So I'm not alone
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Alone No I run a very profitable business because of guys like you
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Here's a fun fact for you
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A kid goes to Cornell University
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He obviously has way too much time on his hands
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He recently confirmed the number
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of real friends the average American has
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That means we're not talking about
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the phony Facebook friends here
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We're talking about the friends
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who know where your porn stash is
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That number has dropped from three to two since 1985
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Really I don't have any
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 172
Timestamp in movie: 00h 09m 49s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Two weeks shy of his wedding, a socially awkward guy enters into a charade by hiring the owner of a company that provides best men for grooms in need.
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00:20 No my name I'm assuming you made up a name for me What...
00:35 The moment Chris asked me to be his best man
00:08 Douglas you can hide a fat ass in baggy pants
00:06 God created the world in seven days
00:05 You put the weed in the coconut And light that shit up
00:04 I got a bad feeling about this flight
00:06 I want my real life to be
00:33 This is what you have to understand Doug
00:28 You're looking at your groomsmen Come on man
00:10 It doesn't mean that we're not going to have a...
00:36 And your first dance will be to what song
00:36 What can I do for you