The Wedding Singer quotes

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Robbie, a singer, and Julia, a waitress, are both engaged, but to the wrong people. Fortune intervenes to help them discover each other.

Director: Frank Coraci
Writer: Tim Herlihy
Production: New Line Cinema
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 13 Feb 1998
Awards: 5 wins & 7 nominations.

67 Clips & Quotes

Oh it could be so nice - The Wedding Singer 01:46 Oh it could be so nice While you're near me - The Wedding Singer 01:52 While you're near me We're flying at 26 - The Wedding Singer 01:10 We're flying at 26 I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life - The Wedding Singer 00:36 I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life I just couldn't do it - The Wedding Singer 03:28 I just couldn't do it I heard what happened to you at your wedding - The Wedding Singer 00:54 I heard what happened to you at your wedding Do you have any experience - The Wedding Singer 00:46 Do you have any experience Are you nervous - The Wedding Singer 01:33 Are you nervous May I ask what happened with Linda - The Wedding Singer 01:41 May I ask what happened with Linda Nice to meet you - The Wedding Singer 00:38 Nice to meet you He's losing his mind - The Wedding Singer 00:18 He's losing his mind You are the worst wedding singer in the world - The Wedding Singer 00:32 You are the worst wedding singer in the world Cindy and Scott are newlyweds - The Wedding Singer 00:16 Cindy and Scott are newlyweds Those could have been people - The Wedding Singer 00:31 Those could have been people They rip your heart out of your ass - The Wedding Singer 00:14 They rip your heart out of your ass Sounds like a country song - The Wedding Singer 00:38 Sounds like a country song I vomited in my hair - The Wedding Singer 00:16 I vomited in my hair But the worst thing is - The Wedding Singer 00:40 But the worst thing is I'm not gonna feel better about this - The Wedding Singer 00:41 I'm not gonna feel better about this Chicken or Fish - The Wedding Singer 00:28 Chicken or Fish Are you drinking - The Wedding Singer 00:48 Are you drinking Don't go snitching to Julia about this - The Wedding Singer 01:18 Don't go snitching to Julia about this Was there something you wanted to ask me - The Wedding Singer 00:44 Was there something you wanted to ask me If you find somebody you can love - The Wedding Singer 00:19 If you find somebody you can love She's getting married - The Wedding Singer 01:14 She's getting married Can I borrow your credit card - The Wedding Singer 00:34 Can I borrow your credit card The goofball brothers - The Wedding Singer 01:00 The goofball brothers Starting right now - The Wedding Singer 02:06 Starting right now Go back into the house - The Wedding Singer 00:22 Go back into the house Should I thank Linda - The Wedding Singer 00:36 Should I thank Linda How was your  bottle of rum  last night - The Wedding Singer 00:30 How was your bottle of rum last night I don't even know your last name - The Wedding Singer 00:25 I don't even know your last name Little news flash - The Wedding Singer 00:39 Little news flash You need a prostitute - The Wedding Singer 00:11 You need a prostitute I made this for you - The Wedding Singer 00:14 I made this for you I'm not a big drinker - The Wedding Singer 00:26 I'm not a big drinker I love David Bowie - The Wedding Singer 00:25 I love David Bowie How did you know that Glenn was the right one - The Wedding Singer 00:57 How did you know that Glenn was the right one Or you're gonna get hurt - The Wedding Singer 00:18 Or you're gonna get hurt Somebody get some pants on this kid - The Wedding Singer 00:14 Somebody get some pants on this kid I told him why you were marrying him - The Wedding Singer 00:44 I told him why you were marrying him He wants to make money - The Wedding Singer 00:43 He wants to make money Who are you going out with - The Wedding Singer 00:36 Who are you going out with No one will ever solve that - The Wedding Singer 00:13 No one will ever solve that But it didn't mean anything - The Wedding Singer 00:19 But it didn't mean anything About time his best friend showed up - The Wedding Singer 01:09 About time his best friend showed up I'm watching Dallas - The Wedding Singer 00:20 I'm watching Dallas You must be Linda - The Wedding Singer 00:27 You must be Linda What do you mean - The Wedding Singer 01:11 What do you mean I would lose that glove - The Wedding Singer 00:12 I would lose that glove I'd like to do more than  dance  with her - The Wedding Singer 00:25 I'd like to do more than dance with her Look at all the happy couples - The Wedding Singer 00:20 Look at all the happy couples That is a luscious ass right there isn't it - The Wedding Singer 01:50 That is a luscious ass right there isn't it Do you like A Flock Of Seagulls - The Wedding Singer 00:17 Do you like A Flock Of Seagulls Not porno tongue - The Wedding Singer 00:10 Not porno tongue Always the prime rib - The Wedding Singer 01:04 Always the prime rib I can't believe I never noticed it before - The Wedding Singer 00:35 I can't believe I never noticed it before So I'm going to make this really easy on you - The Wedding Singer 00:34 So I'm going to make this really easy on you That guy needs to get laid - The Wedding Singer 00:37 That guy needs to get laid Or you just want to get married - The Wedding Singer 00:34 Or you just want to get married I hate the aisle seat - The Wedding Singer 00:36 I hate the aisle seat You know why she's marrying him - The Wedding Singer 00:44 You know why she's marrying him You know what you must do - The Wedding Singer 00:12 You know what you must do But he loves somebody else - The Wedding Singer 00:49 But he loves somebody else Somebody left a jacket in the back - The Wedding Singer 00:53 Somebody left a jacket in the back You seem kinda sad - The Wedding Singer 01:02 You seem kinda sad And she loves this guy right here - The Wedding Singer 00:40 And she loves this guy right here

Cast

Robbie Hart - Adam Sandler
Julia Sullivan - Drew Barrymore
Holly Sullivan - Christine Taylor
Sammy - Allen Covert
Glenn Guglia - Matthew Glave
Angie Sullivan - Christina Pickles
Robbie Hart Band Member - Teddy Castellucci
Robbie Hart Band Member - Randy Razz
Robbie Hart Band Member - John Vana
Billy Idol - Billy Idol
Mr. Simms - Kevin Nealon
Joyce, Flight Attendant - Marnie Schneider
Old Man in Bar - Carmen Filpi
Drunk Teenager - Todd Hurst
David's Friend - Peter Dante
Mrs. Harold Veltri - Phyllis Alia
Mr. Harold Veltri - Paul Thiele
Father of Groom - Jack Nisbet
Grandma Molly - Sally Pierce
Justice of the Peace - Earl Carroll
Cindy Castellucci - Jenna Byrne
Scott Castellucci - Jason Cottle
Father of the Bride - Mark Lonow
Fat Man - Billy Elmer
Sideburns Lady - Jackie R. Challet
Studliest Kid at Bar Mitzvah - Jimmy Karz
Grandpa at Bar Mitzvah - Al Hopson
Bar Mitzvah Boy - Michael Shuman
Glenn's Buddy - Steven Brill
Faye (as Angela Payton) - Angela Paton
Member of Jimmy Moore's Band - Mike Thompson
Member of Jimmy Moore's Band - Michael Jay
Member of Jimmy Moore's Band - John Sawoski
Member of Jimmy Moore's Band - Christopher Alan
Member of Jimmy Moore's Band - Kimberly Schwartz
Member of Jimmy Moore's Band - Sanetta Y. Gipson
Rudy (the Bartender) (as Timothy P. Herlihy) - Tim Herlihy
Drunk at Bar - Matthew Kimble
Frank - Sid Newman
Vegas Air Ticket Agent - Mark Beltzman
Flight Attendant #2 - Andrew Shaifer
Flight Attendant #3 - Shanna Moakler
Nice Lady on Plane - Maree Cheatham
Large Billy Idol Fan - Al Burke
Member of David's Band (as Bob Hackl) - Robert Hackl
Member of David's Band - Gabe Veltri
Member of David's Band (as Josh Oppenheimer) - Joshua Oppenheimer
Bar Mitzvah Boy 1 - Antonio Bardales
Cake Customer - Pam Blackwell
Mrs. Campbell - Lisa Buckley
David 'Dave' Veltri - Steve Buscemi
Pretty Brunette Hostess - Priscilla Cory
Mr. Smith - Richard Dunn
Boy Waiting to Dance - Jordan Frisbee
Wedding Guest - Carmi Greene
Party Goer - Dan Lemieux
Stuck-Up Girl at Bar Mitzvah - Chauntal Lewis
Jimmie Moore - Jon Lovitz
Man at Table #9 - Brian Posehn
First Wedding Groomsman - Warren Proulx Jr.
Man at Table #9 - Jon Rosenberg