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"The Wedding Singer" quotes

The Wedding Singer poster
Robbie, a singer, and Julia, a waitress, are both engaged, but to the wrong people. Fortune intervenes to help them discover each other.

Director: Frank Coraci
Writer: Tim Herlihy
Production: N/A
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $80,245,725
Released: 13 Feb 1998
Awards: 5 wins & 7 nominations
Let's cut the stupid cake - The Wedding Singer 00:13 Let's cut the stupid cake You seem kinda sad - The Wedding Singer 00:26 You seem kinda sad Somebody left a jacket in the back - The Wedding Singer 00:22 Somebody left a jacket in the back But he loves somebody else - The Wedding Singer 00:35 But he loves somebody else You must be Linda - The Wedding Singer 00:19 You must be Linda You know what you must do - The Wedding Singer 00:08 You know what you must do You know why she's marrying him - The Wedding Singer 00:27 You know why she's marrying him I hate the aisle seat - The Wedding Singer 00:11 I hate the aisle seat Or you just want to get married - The Wedding Singer 00:08 Or you just want to get married That guy needs to get laid - The Wedding Singer 00:17 That guy needs to get laid So I'm going to make this really easy on you - The Wedding Singer 00:18 So I'm going to make this really easy on you I can't believe I never noticed it before - The Wedding Singer 00:21 I can't believe I never noticed it before Always the prime rib - The Wedding Singer 00:22 Always the prime rib Not porno tongue - The Wedding Singer 00:06 Not porno tongue And she loves this guy right here - The Wedding Singer 00:24 And she loves this guy right here Do you like A Flock Of Seagulls - The Wedding Singer 00:06 Do you like A Flock Of Seagulls That is a luscious ass right there isn't it - The Wedding Singer 01:06 That is a luscious ass right there isn't it I told him why you were marrying him - The Wedding Singer 00:25 I told him why you were marrying him Look at all the happy couples - The Wedding Singer 00:29 Look at all the happy couples I'd like to do more than  dance  with her - The Wedding Singer 00:05 I'd like to do more than dance with her What do you mean - The Wedding Singer 00:21 What do you mean How did you know that Glenn was the right one - The Wedding Singer 00:27 How did you know that Glenn was the right one I'm watching Dallas - The Wedding Singer 00:09 I'm watching Dallas I love David Bowie - The Wedding Singer 00:10 I love David Bowie I don't know We're living in a material world - The Wedding Singer 00:08 I don't know We're living in a material world About time his best friend showed up - The Wedding Singer 00:31 About time his best friend showed up But it didn't mean anything - The Wedding Singer 00:14 But it didn't mean anything I like her - The Wedding Singer 00:04 I like her Who are you going out with - The Wedding Singer 00:17 Who are you going out with He wants to make money - The Wedding Singer 00:17 He wants to make money No one will ever solve that - The Wedding Singer 00:05 No one will ever solve that Somebody get some pants on this kid - The Wedding Singer 00:05 Somebody get some pants on this kid Or you're gonna get hurt - The Wedding Singer 00:03 Or you're gonna get hurt I would lose that glove - The Wedding Singer 00:13 I would lose that glove I'm not a big drinker - The Wedding Singer 00:11 I'm not a big drinker You need a prostitute - The Wedding Singer 00:05 You need a prostitute Little news flash - The Wedding Singer 00:15 Little news flash How was your  bottle of rum  last night - The Wedding Singer 00:16 How was your bottle of rum last night Should I thank Linda - The Wedding Singer 00:29 Should I thank Linda See you later Sleep it off pal - The Wedding Singer 00:06 See you later Sleep it off pal Starting right now - The Wedding Singer 01:01 Starting right now The goofball brothers - The Wedding Singer 00:22 The goofball brothers Can I borrow your credit card - The Wedding Singer 00:12 Can I borrow your credit card I made this for you - The Wedding Singer 00:11 I made this for you I don't even know your last name - The Wedding Singer 00:18 I don't even know your last name Was there something you wanted to ask me - The Wedding Singer 00:21 Was there something you wanted to ask me I'm not gonna feel better about this - The Wedding Singer 00:20 I'm not gonna feel better about this She's getting married - The Wedding Singer 00:28 She's getting married If you find somebody you can love - The Wedding Singer 00:06 If you find somebody you can love Don't go snitching to Julia about this - The Wedding Singer 00:35 Don't go snitching to Julia about this Are you drinking - The Wedding Singer 00:18 Are you drinking They rip your heart out of your ass - The Wedding Singer 00:05 They rip your heart out of your ass Those could have been people - The Wedding Singer 00:10 Those could have been people Go back into the house - The Wedding Singer 00:19 Go back into the house I vomited in my hair - The Wedding Singer 00:18 I vomited in my hair I said hip hop - The Wedding Singer 00:10 I said hip hop He's losing his mind - The Wedding Singer 00:09 He's losing his mind Chicken or Fish - The Wedding Singer 00:10 Chicken or Fish But the worst thing is - The Wedding Singer 00:25 But the worst thing is Nice to meet you - The Wedding Singer 00:11 Nice to meet you Cindy and Scott are newlyweds - The Wedding Singer 00:04 Cindy and Scott are newlyweds You are the worst wedding singer in the world - The Wedding Singer 00:09 You are the worst wedding singer in the world Sounds like a country song - The Wedding Singer 00:19 Sounds like a country song May I ask what happened with Linda - The Wedding Singer 00:41 May I ask what happened with Linda Are you nervous - The Wedding Singer 00:32 Are you nervous I heard what happened to you at your wedding - The Wedding Singer 00:21 I heard what happened to you at your wedding Do you have any experience - The Wedding Singer 00:15 Do you have any experience I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life - The Wedding Singer 00:14 I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life We're flying at 26 - The Wedding Singer 00:27 We're flying at 26 While you're near me - The Wedding Singer 01:10 While you're near me Hey psycho - The Wedding Singer 00:13 Hey psycho All right remember alcohol equals puke - The Wedding Singer 00:06 All right remember alcohol equals puke I just couldn't do it - The Wedding Singer 01:02 I just couldn't do it Oh it could be so nice - The Wedding Singer 00:53 Oh it could be so nice

Cast

Robbie Hart - Adam Sandler
Julia Sullivan - Drew Barrymore
Holly Sullivan - Christine Taylor
Sammy - Allen Covert
Glenn Guglia - Matthew Glave