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What I like about religion is that it assumes that everyone is an idiotand that they're all incapable of saving themselvesI think they got something right with thatI don't think like that What I don't

What I like about religion is that it assumes that everyone is an idiot and that we're all...

The Whale • 2022

Ellie:What I like about religion is that it assumes that everyone is an idiot and that we're all incapable of saving ourselves. I think they've got something right with that. What I don't like about religion is that when people accept Jesus or whatever, they suddenly think they're better than everyone else. By accepting the fact that they're stupid sinners, somehow they've become better and they turn into assholes

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What I like about religion is that it assumes that everyone is an idiot

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and that they're all incapable of saving themselves

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I think they got something right with that

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I don't think like that What I don't like about religion

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is that when people accept Jesus or whatever

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they suddenly think that they're better than everyone else

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By accepting the fact that they're stupid sinners

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somehow they've become better and they turn into assholes

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和你分享我为什么喜欢宗教

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我喜欢宗教假设所有人都是白痴

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并且他们全都没能力自我拯救

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在这点上我认为他们做的很好

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我不不觉得是这样但我不喜欢宗教的点在于

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当人们信仰了耶稣或其他宗教

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他们突然觉得自己高人一等

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他们以为只要接受自己是一位愚蠢的罪人

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他们会变得更好没想到却变成了混蛋

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Jeg kan godt lide at religioner antager at alle er idioter

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som er ude af stand til at redde sig selv

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Sådan tænker jeg ikke Én ting kan jeg ikke lide

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Når folk finder Gud så tror de pludselig at de er bedre end andre

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Ved at indse at de er dumme syndere bliver de bedre og dermed røvhuller

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Het leuke van het geloof is dat het ervan uitgaat dat iedereen een sukkel is

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en niemand zichzelf kan redden Goed punt

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Ik geloof niet Wat me ervan tegenstaat

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is dat mensen die Jezus omarmen

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denken dat ze beter zijn dan anderen

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Door te accepteren dat ze zondaars zijn wanen ze zich beter

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en worden eikels

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Se olettaa kaikkien olevan idiootteja

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jotka eivät pysty pelastamaan itseään

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En ajattele niin Yksi juttu on huono

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Jeesuksen elämäänsä ottaneet ovat muka kaikkia muita parempia

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Hyväksymällä typerän syntisyytensä heistä tulee hyviä ja kusipäitä

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Un truc cool avec la religion

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C'est que ça part du principe que tout le monde est con

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Incapable de se sauver tout seul

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Là ils n'ont pas tort

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Je ne pense pas ça Ce qui craint dans la religion

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c'est que quand les gens se convertissent

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ils se croient supérieurs aux autres

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Accepter qu'ils sont des pécheurs débiles

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ça les améliore par magie et ils deviennent de vrais connards

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Ich sage Ihnen eine Sache die ich an Religion mag

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Was ich an der Religion mag ist dass

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sie davon ausgeht dass jeder ein Idiot ist

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und dass sie alle unfähig sind sich selbst zu retten

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Ich denke damit haben sie etwas richtig gemacht

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Ich denke nicht so

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Was ich an Religion nicht mag ist dass wenn

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Menschen Jesus oder was auch immer annehmen

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sie denken plötzlich dass sie

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besser sind als alle anderen

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Indem sie die Tatsache akzeptieren dass sie dumme Sünder sind sind

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sie irgendwie besser geworden und verwandeln sich in Arschlöcher

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מה שאני אוהבת זה שהדת מניחה שכולם אידיוטים

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ולא מסוגלים להושיע את עצמם נראה לי שהם צודקים

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אני לא חושב ככה ומה שאני לא אוהבת בדת זה ש

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כשאנשים מתחילים להאמין בישו או במי שלא יהיה

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הם פתאום חושבים שהם נעלים על כולם

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ע י ההשלמה עם העובדה שהם חוטאים טיפשים

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הם איכשהו נעשים יותר טובים מכולם

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ואז הם הופכים לבני זונות

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Aku akan bilang satu hal yang aku suka dari agama

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Yang aku suka dari agama

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adalah agama mengasumsikan bahwa semua orang bodoh

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dan tidak mampu menyelamatkan diri sendiri

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Menurutku mereka benar dalam hal itu

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Aku tidak berpikir seperti itu

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Yang aku tidak suka dari agama

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adalah ketika orang menerima Yesus atau apapun

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tiba tiba mereka berpikir bahwa mereka lebih baik

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daripada orang lain

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Dengan menerima fakta bahwa mereka adalah pendosa bodoh

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mereka tiba tiba menjadi lebih baik dan mereka berubah jadi orang yang menjengkelkan

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Ti dico quello che mi piace della religione

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Quello che mi piace è che presume che tutti siano degli idioti

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e che siano tutti incapaci di salvare se stessi

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Secondo me ci hanno azzeccato

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Io non la penso così Quello che non mi piace della religione

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è che quando le persone accettano Gesù o quel che è

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improvvisamente pensano di essere migliori degli altri

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Nell'accettare di essere degli stupidi peccatori

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chissà come si credono migliori e diventano degli stronzi

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Jeg liker at religioner antar at alle er idioter

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som er ute av stand til å redde seg selv

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Jeg tenker ikke sånn En ting liker jeg ikke

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Når folk finner Gud tror de plutselig at de er bedre enn andre

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Når de innser at de er dumme syndere syns de de er bedre og blir rasshøl

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Vou te dizer do que gosto na religião

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O que gosto na religião é que supõe que todos são idiotas

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e que são incapazes de se salvarem Nisso acertaram

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Não concordo Mas o que não gosto na religião

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é que quando as pessoas aceitam Jesus ou o que quer que seja

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de repente se acham melhores que os outros

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Aceitando que são pecadores idiotas de alguma forma ficam melhores

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e viram escrotos

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Знаешь что мне нравится в религии

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В религии мне нравится

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что она определяет всех в разряд идиотов

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не способных на собственное спасение

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Я думаю в этом она в некотором роде права

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Я бы так не сказал

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А не нравится в религии мне то

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что люди принявшие Иисуса или ещё кого

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с чего то решают что они лучше чем все остальные

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Признание себя долбаными грешниками

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почему то вдруг делает их лучше хотя они превращаются в мудаков

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Det är att de troende tror att alla andra är idioter

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och oförmögna att rädda sig själva Det har de fattat

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Jag tänker inte så En sak gillar jag inte med religion

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De som börjar tro tycker plötsligt att de är bättre än alla andra

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De godtar att de är dumma syndare och blir då bättre och blir rövhål

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Sana dinle alakalı sevdiğim bir şeyi söyleyeyim

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Dinle alakalı sevdiğim şey herkesin geri zekâlı olduğunu ve kendi kendilerini

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kurtarmaktan aciz olduklarını farz etmesi

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Bence orasını doğru tutturmuşlar

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Ben böyle düşünmüyorum Ama dinle ilgili sevmediğim şey

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insanların İsa'yı kabul edince ya da her neyse

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birdenbire kendilerini herkesten iyi zannetmeye başlamaları

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Aptal günahkârlar oldukları gerçeğini kabul ederek

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nasıl oluyorsa daha iyi biri oluyorlar ve birer göte dönüşüyorlar

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A reclusive, morbidly obese English teacher attempts to reconnect with his estranged teenage daughter.