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"The Whole Nine Yards" quotes

The Whole Nine Yards poster
A struggling dentist's life is turned upside down when a famous gangster moves in next door, and his wife convinces him to inform a notorious mob boss about the gangster's whereabouts.

Director: Jonathan Lynn
Writer: Mitchell Kapner
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $57,262,492
Released: 18 Feb 2000
Awards: 6 nominations

54 video clips

Frankie FigsGirl Running Between Jimmy And OzJillJill St. ClaireDave MartinNicholas "oz" OseranskyCynthiaSophie OseranskyJimmy 'the Tulip' TudeskiJanni GogolackSgt. BuchananAgent Morrissey
And if you put any mayonnaise on it - The Whole Nine Yards 01:18 And if you put any mayonnaise on it Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada - The Whole Nine Yards 01:13 Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in... I'll tell you one thing - The Whole Nine Yards 00:12 I'll tell you one thing You'd be doing the world a favor if you just had her whacked - The Whole Nine Yards 00:19 You'd be doing the world a favor if you just had her... Maybe he won't come after us - The Whole Nine Yards 00:55 Maybe he won't come after us This would be sad if it wasn't so pathetic - The Whole Nine Yards 00:36 This would be sad if it wasn't so pathetic I take it you're not Canadian - The Whole Nine Yards 00:16 I take it you're not Canadian It's not important how many people I've killed - The Whole Nine Yards 00:12 It's not important how many people I've killed I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun - The Whole Nine Yards 00:12 I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman... Let's say that he did make a pass at you - The Whole Nine Yards 00:10 Let's say that he did make a pass at you What the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me - The Whole Nine Yards 00:22 What the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me My wife - The Whole Nine Yards 00:41 My wife I'm gonna keep the Coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back - The Whole Nine Yards 00:35 I'm gonna keep the Coke and the fries but I'm... Sooner or later - The Whole Nine Yards 00:07 Sooner or later Don't blong Don't be long - The Whole Nine Yards 00:07 Don't blong Don't be long Your wife is not a nice person - The Whole Nine Yards 00:11 Your wife is not a nice person I would really hate to have to kill you - The Whole Nine Yards 00:26 I would really hate to have to kill you What are you talkin' about - The Whole Nine Yards 00:13 What are you talkin' about Why would you say that - The Whole Nine Yards 00:08 Why would you say that You really meant it - The Whole Nine Yards 00:36 You really meant it Why would I It's not like I know her I can't believe you people - The Whole Nine Yards 00:16 Why would I It's not like I know her I can't... Promise me something - The Whole Nine Yards 00:13 Promise me something You know I got this same car - The Whole Nine Yards 00:10 You know I got this same car Have you vomited recently - The Whole Nine Yards 00:07 Have you vomited recently I am not gonna let anybody kill you - The Whole Nine Yards 00:15 I am not gonna let anybody kill you He said you guys haven't even met - The Whole Nine Yards 00:12 He said you guys haven't even met He doesn't believe in divorce - The Whole Nine Yards 00:20 He doesn't believe in divorce You're a lucky guy - The Whole Nine Yards 00:35 You're a lucky guy I'm still a virgin - The Whole Nine Yards 00:07 I'm still a virgin Expecting a call - The Whole Nine Yards 00:07 Expecting a call You're a dentist - The Whole Nine Yards 00:24 You're a dentist You are the most chivalrous guy I've ever met - The Whole Nine Yards 00:12 You are the most chivalrous guy I've ever met Aren't you gonna cry out for help - The Whole Nine Yards 00:06 Aren't you gonna cry out for help Friends do not engage in sexual congress with each other's wives - The Whole Nine Yards 00:10 Friends do not engage in sexual congress with each... Why did you kill him - The Whole Nine Yards 00:36 Why did you kill him Are you going alone - The Whole Nine Yards 00:18 Are you going alone You do this for me - The Whole Nine Yards 00:19 You do this for me You sure you're a dentist - The Whole Nine Yards 00:18 You sure you're a dentist A man of wision - The Whole Nine Yards 00:33 A man of wision What do you think - The Whole Nine Yards 00:32 What do you think You like living in Canada - The Whole Nine Yards 00:12 You like living in Canada It's room service - The Whole Nine Yards 00:13 It's room service I MAY know where he is - The Whole Nine Yards 00:18 I MAY know where he is I just wanted to be sure it was you - The Whole Nine Yards 00:20 I just wanted to be sure it was you But he ain't exactly dead You understand - The Whole Nine Yards 00:29 But he ain't exactly dead You understand But just so you know - The Whole Nine Yards 00:26 But just so you know Oh and don't forget the corpse - The Whole Nine Yards 00:05 Oh and don't forget the corpse You don't like the Walther - The Whole Nine Yards 00:13 You don't like the Walther The great and powerful Oz - The Whole Nine Yards 00:06 The great and powerful Oz To try to kill me - The Whole Nine Yards 00:13 To try to kill me What the hell did you do that for - The Whole Nine Yards 00:37 What the hell did you do that for You don't want to dance with me all night - The Whole Nine Yards 00:08 You don't want to dance with me all night

Cast

Jimmy Tudeski - Bruce Willis
Oz Oseransky - Matthew Perry
Sophie - Rosanna Arquette
Frankie Figs - Michael Clarke Duncan
Cynthia - Natasha Henstridge
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