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"The Whole Ten Yards" quotes

The Whole Ten Yards poster
Jimmy the Tulip's (Bruce Willis) quiet new life is shaken up by his old pal Oz (Matthew Perry), whose wife (Natasha Henstridge) has been kidnapped by a Hungarian mob. The Tulip and his wife Jill (Amanda Peet) spring into action.

Director: Howard Deutch
Writer: Mitchell Kapner, George Gallo
Production: Franchise Pictures
Genre: comedy, crime, thriller
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 24/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $16,328,471
Released: 09 Apr 2004
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

50 video clips

Jimmy TudeskiNicholas 'oz' OseranskyJimmyLazloStraboJillButtercup ScoutCynthiaJulieZevo
How the hell do you know where my husband is - The Whole Ten Yards 00:46 How the hell do you know where my husband is You locked my son in the trunk - The Whole Ten Yards 00:09 You locked my son in the trunk My name is Jules Jules Figueroa - The Whole Ten Yards 00:26 My name is Jules Jules Figueroa You killed my Strabo Actually Strabonitz was already dead - The Whole Ten Yards 00:15 You killed my Strabo Actually Strabonitz was already dead Squeal bag Squealster - The Whole Ten Yards 00:08 Squeal bag Squealster Alert the others - The Whole Ten Yards 00:45 Alert the others What the fook are you assholes up to now - The Whole Ten Yards 00:05 What the fook are you assholes up to now Where's it from I don't know - The Whole Ten Yards 00:19 Where's it from I don't know So this is how a retired mass murderer acts - The Whole Ten Yards 00:13 So this is how a retired mass murderer acts You go in and you grab him - The Whole Ten Yards 00:26 You go in and you grab him I heard that Jag off - The Whole Ten Yards 00:33 I heard that Jag off That almost hit me - The Whole Ten Yards 00:12 That almost hit me Where's my boy All right that's it I've had enough - The Whole Ten Yards 00:29 Where's my boy All right that's it I've had... What's all this - The Whole Ten Yards 00:16 What's all this You don't have the balls - The Whole Ten Yards 00:09 You don't have the balls So how far back does this go Hell you were shooting at me in Mexico - The Whole Ten Yards 00:12 So how far back does this go Hell you were shooting at me in... Stay away from my chickens - The Whole Ten Yards 00:07 Stay away from my chickens I married a contract killer - The Whole Ten Yards 00:05 I married a contract killer Do unto others before you're turned into a pillar of salt - The Whole Ten Yards 00:18 Do unto others before you're turned into a pillar of... I love her - The Whole Ten Yards 00:18 I love her I want him dead - The Whole Ten Yards 00:18 I want him dead Wait What am I gonna tie him up for - The Whole Ten Yards 00:09 Wait What am I gonna tie him up for You know why Because you don't follow the ABC's of killing - The Whole Ten Yards 00:08 You know why Because you don't follow the ABC's of... Then you can shoot them in the eyes - The Whole Ten Yards 00:17 Then you can shoot them in the eyes Are you wearing bunny slippers - The Whole Ten Yards 00:07 Are you wearing bunny slippers You believe I fell down the stairs right - The Whole Ten Yards 00:13 You believe I fell down the stairs right Los Angeles Interesting - The Whole Ten Yards 00:17 Los Angeles Interesting Buttercup Scouts of America - The Whole Ten Yards 00:42 Buttercup Scouts of America How are they gonna tell everyone when they're dead - The Whole Ten Yards 00:20 How are they gonna tell everyone when they're dead You're afraid of everything Oz That is so not true - The Whole Ten Yards 00:05 You're afraid of everything Oz That is so not true Put one in his head - The Whole Ten Yards 00:11 Put one in his head Yermo Zevo - The Whole Ten Yards 00:12 Yermo Zevo Oh another surprise - The Whole Ten Yards 00:10 Oh another surprise Can I ask you a questionnaire how you found this place - The Whole Ten Yards 00:16 Can I ask you a questionnaire how you found this place Two years I've been begging you to go back to work Cynthia gets kidnapped - The Whole Ten Yards 00:15 Two years I've been begging you to go back to work... Would you cut me in for a slice You want a slice of the pee - The Whole Ten Yards 00:10 Would you cut me in for a slice You want a slice of the pee Jimmy what the hell happened last night - The Whole Ten Yards 00:20 Jimmy what the hell happened last night My wife is in a safe - The Whole Ten Yards 00:16 My wife is in a safe If you ever grab me like that again - The Whole Ten Yards 00:09 If you ever grab me like that again A little male bonding Just like C block huh Strabo - The Whole Ten Yards 00:11 A little male bonding Just like C block huh Strabo You know I was a bed wetter You don't do it anymore do you - The Whole Ten Yards 00:14 You know I was a bed wetter You don't do it anymore do... Not Martha Stewart - The Whole Ten Yards 00:05 Not Martha Stewart What is this thing What we've been building - The Whole Ten Yards 00:10 What is this thing What we've been building Don't correct me As a rule - The Whole Ten Yards 00:39 Don't correct me As a rule That you don't see the resemblance in the facial structure - The Whole Ten Yards 00:46 That you don't see the resemblance in the facial... Do you or don't you - The Whole Ten Yards 00:52 Do you or don't you What about me Why don't you just consider adopting - The Whole Ten Yards 00:19 What about me Why don't you just consider adopting You don't like that shirt too Came with the skirt - The Whole Ten Yards 00:07 You don't like that shirt too Came with the skirt Jimmy let me propose something before you start the killing - The Whole Ten Yards 00:09 Jimmy let me propose something before you start the killing Why do I have a bad feeling about this - The Whole Ten Yards 00:08 Why do I have a bad feeling about this

Cast

Jimmy - Bruce Willis
Oz - Matthew Perry
Jill - Amanda Peet
Lazlo - Kevin Pollak
Cynthia - Natasha Henstridge
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