Real witches are very cruel, and they have a highly developed sense of smell. A real witch...
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Helga:
Real witches are very cruel, and they have a highly developed sense of smell. A real witch could smell you across the street on a pitch-black night.
Luke:
She couldn't smell me. I've just had a shower.
Helga:
Oh yes, she could. The cleaner you are, the more a witch can smell you.
Luke:
That doesn't make sense.
Helga:
Oh, yes it does. A dirty child, it is the dirt she smells. A clean child, it is the child.
Luke:
Wow. I'll never have a shower again, and I'll have you for an excuse.
Helga:
Well, just not often. Only once a month is probably safe.
Luke:
So a witch could smell me right now?
Helga:
To me you smell of raspberries and cream. But to a witch, you would smell absolutely disgusting.
Luke:
What kind of disgusting?
Helga:
Like... dog's droppings.
Luke:
I don't believe it.
Helga:
You don't believe it? What's more, to a witch you would smell of FRESH dog's droppings.
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A real witch could smell you across the street
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on a pitch black night
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She couldn't smell me I just had a shower
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Oh yes she could
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The cleaner you are
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the more a witch can smell you
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That doesn't make sense
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Oh yes it does
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A dirty child it's the dirt she smells
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A clean child it is the child
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Wow
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I'll never have a shower again
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and I'll have you for an excuse
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Well just not too often
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Only once a month is probably safe
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So a witch could smell me right now
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To me you smell of raspberries and cream
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but to a witch
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you would smell absolutely disgusting
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What kind of disgusting
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Like dogs' droppings
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I don't believe it
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You don't believe it
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What's more to a witch
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you would smell of fresh dogs' droppings
Clip duration: 60 seconds
Views: 431
Timestamp in movie: 00h 09m 42s
Uploaded: 05 December, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, family
Summary: A young boy stumbles onto a witch convention and must stop them, even after he has been turned into a mouse.
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00:26 Thought I'd like to say hello to a fellow...
00:15 I'm not finished with you yet
01:01 We'll wipe them out like weasels
00:19 There's nothing much in there
01:15 My greatest triumph
00:24 Dogs' droppings
00:13 Then that's just too bad for the grown up
00:05 I didn't want to be one of them anyway
00:07 Y you're doomed
01:20 I've come to collect
00:04 Don't touch it
00:13 Just popping in to turn down your bed
00:10 You look marvelous
00:12 Don't be stupid
00:21 You may remove your wigs
00:05 Back home to Luke
00:26 What are you doing here
00:15 So if no one's seen the Grand High Witch
01:00 What a magnificent tree house
00:11 This stinking little carbuncle has had five hundred doses