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"The Witches of Eastwick" quotes

The Witches of Eastwick poster
Three single women in a picturesque village have their wishes granted, at a cost, when a mysterious and flamboyant man arrives in their lives.

Director: George Miller
Writer: John Updike, Michael Cristofer
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, fantasy, horror
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $63,766,510
Released: 12 Jun 1987
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 5 wins & 13 nominations total

27 video clips

Alexandra MedfordDaryl Van HorneMrs. BiddleJane SpoffordSukie RidgemontFelicia AldenClyde AldenCarol Medford
You are physically repulsive - The Witches of Eastwick 00:36 You are physically repulsive You don't have to answer that - The Witches of Eastwick 00:37 You don't have to answer that Pain scares me I don't know why there has to be - The Witches of Eastwick 00:12 Pain scares me I don't know why there has to be Who are you - The Witches of Eastwick 00:15 Who are you If you want me to treat you like a dumb twit I will - The Witches of Eastwick 00:43 If you want me to treat you like a dumb twit I will Trying to make something happen - The Witches of Eastwick 00:30 Trying to make something happen I hope his dick is bigger than his I - The Witches of Eastwick 00:05 I hope his dick is bigger than his I I'm sort of in the middle myself - The Witches of Eastwick 00:20 I'm sort of in the middle myself Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman - The Witches of Eastwick 01:08 Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created... Not that I'd know a snowy egret if I were pissing on one - The Witches of Eastwick 00:21 Not that I'd know a snowy egret if I were pissing on... If that's how you feel about it - The Witches of Eastwick 00:14 If that's how you feel about it This man appeared - The Witches of Eastwick 00:22 This man appeared I always like a little pussy after lunch - The Witches of Eastwick 00:07 I always like a little pussy after lunch Then why do we always end up talking about them - The Witches of Eastwick 00:08 Then why do we always end up talking about them Have another cherry - The Witches of Eastwick 00:04 Have another cherry And then a serpent came into that garden - The Witches of Eastwick 00:37 And then a serpent came into that garden We don't want the whole household in here - The Witches of Eastwick 00:32 We don't want the whole household in here I want to be sick - The Witches of Eastwick 00:16 I want to be sick You're terrible - The Witches of Eastwick 00:07 You're terrible Daryl Van Horne - The Witches of Eastwick 00:27 Daryl Van Horne It's right on the tip of my tongue - The Witches of Eastwick 00:22 It's right on the tip of my tongue But I know music - The Witches of Eastwick 00:16 But I know music Handsome he should be really handsome - The Witches of Eastwick 00:09 Handsome he should be really handsome What are you doing - The Witches of Eastwick 00:10 What are you doing I really want to ask you something - The Witches of Eastwick 00:50 I really want to ask you something Reporting gossip - The Witches of Eastwick 01:15 Reporting gossip If you don't want to - The Witches of Eastwick 00:24 If you don't want to

Cast

Daryl Van Horne - Jack Nicholson
Jane Spofford - Susan Sarandon
Sukie Ridgemont - Michelle Pfeiffer
Felicia Alden - Veronica Cartwright
Clyde Alden - Richard Jenkins
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