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"The Wizard" quotes

The Wizard poster
A boy and his brother run away from home and hitch cross country with the help of a girl they meet to compete in the ultimate video game championship.

Director: Todd Holland
Writer: David Chisholm
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, drama
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 23/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $14,278,900
Released: 15 Dec 1989
Awards: 4 nominations

34 video clips

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It cannot possibly belong to one of the four major food groups - The Wizard 00:06 It cannot possibly belong to one of the four major food... Look he just he just picks up his little lunch pail What is in that thing - The Wizard 00:32 Look he just he just picks up his little lunch pail What is... Oh oh shit - The Wizard 00:05 Oh oh shit What about it man What about the rules around here Don't call me man all right - The Wizard 00:05 What about it man What about the rules around here... I love the Power Glove It's so bad - The Wizard 00:06 I love the Power Glove It's so bad You know I hope you don't get nervous like last time wiz - The Wizard 00:08 You know I hope you don't get nervous like last time... All right I'm looking for a couple of kids - The Wizard 00:15 All right I'm looking for a couple of kids He touched my breast - The Wizard 00:04 He touched my breast California - The Wizard 00:04 California Please sit down and have fun Just Just sit down and have fun damn it - The Wizard 00:06 Please sit down and have fun Just Just sit down and have fun... Where's your mom She packed it in - The Wizard 00:14 Where's your mom She packed it in Yeah Yeah you know it's like it's like the Adventures of Link - The Wizard 00:19 Yeah Yeah you know it's like it's like the... I touched her breast She doesn't have any breasts - The Wizard 00:06 I touched her breast She doesn't have any breasts Hi I'm Haley - The Wizard 00:11 Hi I'm Haley What's his problem - The Wizard 00:16 What's his problem Sorry about that Woods You maniac - The Wizard 00:14 Sorry about that Woods You maniac 50 000 You got 50 000 on Double Dragon - The Wizard 00:08 50 000 You got 50 000 on Double Dragon Oh Jesus All right All right there's no cause to get crazy - The Wizard 00:13 Oh Jesus All right All right there's no cause to get... You know Bateman I uh I always knew that you were a jerk - The Wizard 00:10 You know Bateman I uh I always knew that you were a jerk All right I want all of your driver's license numbers - The Wizard 00:21 All right I want all of your driver's license numbers Pick any game you want - The Wizard 00:12 Pick any game you want I know what you were gonna do and you can just forget about it - The Wizard 00:16 I know what you were gonna do and you can just forget about... You're a quitter Corey And I don't care if you did like me - The Wizard 00:14 You're a quitter Corey And I don't care if you did... I don't believe this - The Wizard 00:10 I don't believe this Okay So according to this - The Wizard 00:27 Okay So according to this Yeah well uh just keep your power gloves off her pal huh - The Wizard 00:06 Yeah well uh just keep your power gloves off her pal huh Hey Pop I think we got it - The Wizard 00:30 Hey Pop I think we got it Hey Hey - The Wizard 00:20 Hey Hey Two tickets to California please - The Wizard 00:12 Two tickets to California please Geez Corey you're so thick - The Wizard 00:06 Geez Corey you're so thick You got the scroll weapon Yeah - The Wizard 00:05 You got the scroll weapon Yeah Where are we Does it matter We're broke - The Wizard 00:36 Where are we Does it matter We're broke I told you I don't get scared - The Wizard 00:05 I told you I don't get scared

Cast

Jimmy Woods - Luke Edwards
Tate - Vince Trankina
Christine Bateman - Wendy Phillips
Counselor - Dea McAllister
Bateman - Sam McMurray
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