"The Wizard" quotes

The Wizard poster
A boy and his brother run away from home and hitch cross country with the help of a girl they meet to compete in the ultimate video game championship.

Director: Todd Holland
Writer: David Chisholm
Production: N/A
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 23/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $14,278,900
Released: 15 Dec 1989
Awards: 4 nominations

34 Clips

What about it man What about the rules around here Don't call me man all right - The Wizard 00:05
What about it man What about the rules around here Don't...
Oh oh shit - The Wizard 00:05
Oh oh shit
Hey wait up - The Wizard 00:04
Hey wait up
Look he just he just picks up his little lunch pail What is in that thing - The Wizard 00:32
Look he just he just picks up his little lunch pail What is...
I told you I don't get scared - The Wizard 00:05
I told you I don't get scared
Where are we Does it matter We're broke - The Wizard 00:36
Where are we Does it matter We're broke
You got the scroll weapon Yeah - The Wizard 00:05
You got the scroll weapon Yeah
Geez Corey you're so thick - The Wizard 00:06
Geez Corey you're so thick
Two tickets to California please - The Wizard 00:12
Two tickets to California please
Hey Hey - The Wizard 00:23
Hey Hey
Hey Pop I think we got it - The Wizard 00:30
Hey Pop I think we got it
It cannot possibly belong to one of the four major food groups - The Wizard 00:06
It cannot possibly belong to one of the four major food...
Yeah well uh just keep your power gloves off her pal huh - The Wizard 00:06
Yeah well uh just keep your power gloves off her pal huh
Okay So according to this - The Wizard 00:27
Okay So according to this
I don't believe this - The Wizard 00:10
I don't believe this
You're a quitter Corey And I don't care if you did like me - The Wizard 00:14
You're a quitter Corey And I don't care if you did like me
I know what you were gonna do and you can just forget about it - The Wizard 00:16
I know what you were gonna do and you can just forget about...
Pick any game you want - The Wizard 00:12
Pick any game you want
All right I want all of your driver's license numbers - The Wizard 00:21
All right I want all of your driver's license numbers
You know Bateman I uh I always knew that you were a jerk - The Wizard 00:10
You know Bateman I uh I always knew that you were a jerk
Oh Jesus All right All right there's no cause to get crazy - The Wizard 00:13
Oh Jesus All right All right there's no cause to get crazy
50 000 You got 50 000 on Double Dragon - The Wizard 00:08
50 000 You got 50 000 on Double Dragon
Sorry about that Woods You maniac - The Wizard 00:14
Sorry about that Woods You maniac
What's his problem - The Wizard 00:16
What's his problem
Hi I'm Haley - The Wizard 00:11
Hi I'm Haley
I touched her breast She doesn't have any breasts - The Wizard 00:06
I touched her breast She doesn't have any breasts
Yeah Yeah you know it's like it's like the Adventures of Link - The Wizard 00:19
Yeah Yeah you know it's like it's like the Adventures of...
Where's your mom She packed it in - The Wizard 00:14
Where's your mom She packed it in
Please sit down and have fun Just Just sit down and have fun damn it - The Wizard 00:06
Please sit down and have fun Just Just sit down and have fun...
California - The Wizard 00:04
California
He touched my breast - The Wizard 00:04
He touched my breast
All right I'm looking for a couple of kids - The Wizard 00:15
All right I'm looking for a couple of kids
You know I hope you don't get nervous like last time wiz - The Wizard 00:08
You know I hope you don't get nervous like last time wiz
I love the Power Glove It's so bad - The Wizard 00:06
I love the Power Glove It's so bad

Cast

Jimmy Woods - Luke Edwards
Christine Bateman - Wendy Phillips
Counselor - Dea McAllister
Bateman - Sam McMurray
Sam Woods - Beau Bridges
Corey Woods - Fred Savage
Nick Woods - Christian Slater
Putnam - Will Seltzer
Bus Clerk - Roy Conrad
Haley - Jenny Lewis
Trucker #1 - Roderick Dexter
Trucker #2 - Ray Bickel
Grease Monkey - Chuck Skinner
Salesman #1 - W.K. Cowan
Salesman #2 - William C. Thompson
Biker - Sonny Dukes
Old Navajo - T. Dan Hopkins
Tough Teen #1 - Jason Oliver Lipsett
Tough Teen #2 - Rowden Metzger
Tough Teen #3 - Preston Lee
Diner Manager - Beth Grant
Younger Boy - Gregor Hesse
Pinball Teen - Tom Kerley
Spankey - Frank McRae
Stickman - Gene Skillen
Hotel Security - Blair Anthony
Rick the Video Counselor - Thomas Stanczyk
Bubblegum Girl - Jacqueline Lear
Diner Waitress - Valana C. Hatter
Poolside Waitress - Terri Lynn Neish
Armageddon Registrar - Lee Arenberg
Armageddon Announcer - Steven Grives
Mora Grissom - Marisa DeSimone
Lucas' Buddy - Zed Frizzelle
Studio Tour Guide - Jim Pirri
Armageddon Official - David D'Ovidio
Gamer - Candice Hill
Lucas' Goon at Video Armageddon - Tobey Maguire