Can I believe my eyes? Why have you come back? we've brought you the broomstick of the...

The Wizard of Oz: Can I believe my eyes? Why have you come back? Dorothy: Please, sir, we've done what you told us: we've brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her. The Wizard of Oz: Ah, you liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful. Dorothy: Yes, sir. So we'd like you to keep your promise to us, if you please, sir. The Wizard of Oz: Not so fast, not so fast! I'll have to give the matter a little thought. Go away and come back tomorrow. Dorothy: Tomorrow? Oh, but I want to go home now! The Tin Man: You've had plenty of time already! The Cowardly Lion: Yeahhh... The Wizard of Oz: Do not arouse the wrath of the Great and Powerful Oz! I said, come back tomorrow! [Toto runs off to hide under a curtain] Dorothy: If you were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises! The Wizard of Oz: Do you presume to criticize the Great Oz? You ungrateful creatures! Think yourselves lucky that I'm giving you audience tomorrow instead of 20 years from now! [Toto pulls the curtain aside, revealing the real Wizard of Oz as a short, middle-aged man with blond hair] The Wizard of Oz: Oh... The Great Oz has spoken! Oh! [the Wizard hides behind the curtain, even though Dorothy and her friends have seen the real Wizard] The Wizard of Oz: [stammers nervously] Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! The great and - Oz has spoken! Dorothy: Who are you? The Wizard of Oz: I am the great and powerful... Wizard of Oz. [his voice lowers at the end of his sentence] Dorothy: You are? I don't believe you. The Wizard of Oz: [timidly] I'm afraid it's true; there's no other Wizard, except me. The Scarecrow: You humbug! The Cowardly Lion: Yeahhh! The Wizard of Oz: [ashamedly] Yes, that's exactly so. I'm a humbug. Dorothy: You're a very bad man! The Wizard of Oz: Oh, no, my dear, I'm a very good man; I'm just a very bad wizard.

The Wicked Witch is dead! Can I believe my eyes? Why have you come back? Please, sir. We've done what you told us. We've brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her. Ah, you liquidated her, eh? - Very resourceful. - Yes, sir. So we'd like you to keep your promise to us, if you please, sir. Not so fast. Not so fast! I'll have to give the matter a little thought. Go away and come back tomorrow. Tomorrow? Oh, but I wanna go home now! - You've had plenty of time already. - Yeah. Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz! I said come back tomorrow! If you were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises. Do you presume to criticize the great Oz? You ungrateful creatures! Think yourselves lucky that I'm giving you audience tomorrow... ...instead of 20 years from now! Oh! The great Oz has spoken! Oh! Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. The great and... Oz has spoken. Who are you? I am the great and powerful Wizard of Oz. You are? I don't believe you. I'm afraid it's true. There's no other Wizard except me. - You humbug! - Yeah. Yes, that's exactly so. I'm a humbug. You're a very bad man! Oh, no, my dear. I'm a very good man. I'm just a very bad wizard. What about the heart you promised Tin Man? And the courage you promised Cowardly Lion? - And Scarecrow's brain? - And Scarecrow's brain? Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth... ...or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities... ...seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. They think deep thoughts, and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got. A diploma. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me... ...by the Universitatus Committeeatum E Pluribus Unum... ...I hereby confer upon you... ...the honorary degree of Th. D. - Th. D.? That's Doctor of Thinkology. The sum of the square roots of two sides of an isosceles triangle... ...is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh, joy! Rapture! I've got a brain! - How can I thank you enough? - Well, you can't. As for you, my fine friend, you're a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the delusion that because you run away from danger... ...you have no courage. You're confusing courage with wisdom. Back where I come from, we have men who are called "heroes. " Once a year, they take their fortitude out of mothballs... ...and parade it down the main street. And they have no more courage than you have. But they have one thing that you haven't got. A medal. Therefore... ...for meritorious conduct, extraordinary valor... ...conspicuous bravery against wicked witches...