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Well what would you do with a brain if you had one
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The Wizard of Oz

What would you do with a brain if you had one?

Dorothy:
What would you do with a brain if you had one?

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Well what would you do with a brain if you had one
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Duration
5 seconds
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2,107
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:30
Uploaded
Feb 25, 2026
Genres
adventure, family, fantasy
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Movie Summary

Young Dorothy Gale and her dog Toto are swept away by a tornado from their Kansas farm to the magical Land of Oz, and embark on a quest with three new friends to see the Wizard, who can return her to her home and fulfill the other...

Actors

Judy Garland
Dorothy
Judy Garland
I could while away the hours Conferring with the flowersConsulting with the rainAnd my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin'If I only had a brain - The Wizard of Oz 00:16
I could while away the hours Conferring with the...
You're going to see a wizard Mm hmmDo you think if I went this wizard would give me brainsI couldn't sayBut even if he didn't you'd be no worse off than you are nowYes that's true But maybe you better notI've got a witch mad at me and you might get into - The Wizard of Oz 00:47
You're going to see a wizard Mm hmmDo you think if I...
I've got a witch mad at me and you might get into trouble - The Wizard of Oz 00:05
I've got a witch mad at me and you might get into...
Oh. Apples. Oh, look. Oh. Ouch! What do you think you're doing? We've been walking a long ways and I - The Wizard of Oz 00:49
Oh. Apples. Oh, look. Oh. Ouch! What do you think...
Come along DorothyYou don't want any of those apples HmmAre you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to beOh no It's just that she doesn't like little green wormsOh youI'll show you how to get applesOh OhHooray I guess that did it Help yourself - The Wizard of Oz 00:31
Come along DorothyYou don't want any of those apples...
I'll show you how to get apples. - The Wizard of Oz 00:15
I'll show you how to get apples.
Why, it's a man. - The Wizard of Oz 00:13
Why, it's a man.
Did you say somethingHe said oilcanOil can what OilcanOh here it isWhere do you want to be oiled firstHe said his mouthThe other sideMm Mm MmMy goodness I can talk again OhOil my arms please Oil my elbowsHereDid that hurt No it feels wonderfulI've held - The Wizard of Oz 00:55
Did you say somethingHe said oilcanOil can what OilcanOh...
Where do you want to be oiled first - The Wizard of Oz 00:04
Where do you want to be oiled first
He said his mouth - The Wizard of Oz 00:07
He said his mouth
Mm.... Mm.... Mm.... My goodness. I can talk again. Oh. Oil my arms, please. Oil my elbows. Here. - The Wizard of Oz 00:14
Mm.... Mm.... Mm.... My goodness. I can talk again. Oh. Oil...
- Did that hurt? - The Wizard of Oz 00:58
- Did that hurt?
Goodness How did you ever get like thisWell about a year agoI was chopping that treewhen suddenly it began to rainAnd right in the middle of a chop I rusted solidAnd I've been that way ever sinceWell you're perfect nowMy neck My neckPerfectBang on my - The Wizard of Oz 02:08
Goodness How did you ever get like thisWell about a year...
Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Are you all right? - I'm a little rusty yet. Oh, dear. That was wonderful. You - The Wizard of Oz 00:29
Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Are you all right? - I'm a little...
Are you all right I'm a little rusty yetOh dearThat was wonderfulYou know we were wondering why you couldn't come with usto the Emerald City to ask the Wizard of Oz for a heartSuppose the Wizard wouldn't give me one when we got thereOh but he willHe - The Wizard of Oz 01:01
Are you all right I'm a little rusty yetOh dearThat was...
You call that long? - The Wizard of Oz 00:24
You call that long?
Fire! I'm burning! I'm burning! - The Wizard of Oz 00:06
Fire! I'm burning! I'm burning!
I'm not afraid of herI'll see you get safely to the Wizard whether I get a brain or notStuff a mattress with meI'll see you reach the Wizard whether I get a heart or notBeehive BahLet her try and make a beehive out of meOh you're the best friends anybody - The Wizard of Oz 00:48
I'm not afraid of herI'll see you get safely to...
I don't like this forest. - The Wizard of Oz 00:51
I don't like this forest.
Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animalsWe mightAnimals that eat strawSome but mostly lions and tigers and bearsLions And tigersAnd bears - The Wizard of Oz 00:17
Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animalsWe...