Who rang that bell? We did! Can't you read? Read what? The notice! What notice? It's on...

The Gatekeeper: Who rang that bell? Dorothy, The Scarecrow, The Cowardly Lion, The Tin Man: [all four together] We did! The Gatekeeper: Can't you read? The Scarecrow: Read what? The Gatekeeper: The notice! Dorothy, The Scarecrow, The Cowardly Lion, The Tin Man: What notice? The Gatekeeper: It's on the door - as plain as the nose on my face! It... oh... [does a tsking, expression, goes inside door for a moment. He hangs the notice and goes back inside] Dorothy, The Scarecrow, The Cowardly Lion, The Tin Man: [Reading notice, all together] Bell out of order, please knock. [Dorothy knocks the door and he opens the window] The Gatekeeper: Well, that's more like it! Now, state your business! Dorothy, The Scarecrow, The Cowardly Lion, The Tin Man: [all together] We want to see the Wizard! The Gatekeeper: [gasps] The Wizard? But, nobody can see the Great Oz! Nobody's ever seen the Great Oz! Even, I've never seen him! Dorothy: Well, then how do you know there is one? The Gatekeeper: Because, he... I... Oh, you're wasting my time. [starts to close the window] Dorothy: Oh, please. Please, sir. I've got to see the Wizard. The Good Witch of the North sent me. The Gatekeeper: Prove it. The Scarecrow: She's wearing the ruby slippers, she gave her. The Gatekeeper: Oh, so she is! Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you say that in the first place? That's a horse of a different color! Come on in!