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The Wolf of Wall Street

I can sell anything. Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny...

Chester Ming:
I can sell anything. Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers

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I can sell anything
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Shit I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns
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and get them so horny they'd be fucking each other
Available in 8 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
1,196
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:31
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2026
Genres
biography, comedy, crime
Production
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Movie Summary

Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government.

Actors

Kenneth Choi
Chester Ming
Kenneth Choi
Leonardo DiCaprio
Jordan Belfort
Leonardo DiCaprio
Shit, I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns, and get them so horny they'd be fucking each other. - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:06
Shit, I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns, and get...
You can sell anything Sell that Go aheadSell me the penCan I finish eating first I haven't eaten today - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:08
You can sell anything Sell that Go aheadSell me the penCan I...
Brad show them how it's done BoomSell me that pen Watch Go onYou want me to sell this fucking penThat's my boy right there Can fucking sell anythingWhy don't you do me a favorWrite your name down on that napkin for meI don't have a penExactly Supply and - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:16
Brad show them how it's done BoomSell me that pen Watch...
Jordan But look I knew these guys weren't like Harvard mbasRobbie feinberg the pinheadtook five years to finish high schoolAlden kupferberg the sea otterdidn't even graduateChester ming the depraved chinamanthought jujitsu was in IsraelSmartest of the - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:31
Jordan But look I knew these guys weren't like Harvard...
They're not the biggest stones in the world, but I promise they're really high quality. - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:06
They're not the biggest stones in the world, but I...
Wouldn't you feel better if you sold that stuff to rich people who can, like, afford to lose all that money? - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:07
Wouldn't you feel better if you sold that stuff to rich...
JORDAN: Because they're too smart, that's why not. I mean, what person with a college education would trust this bunch of jerk-offs? Hang up the phone. - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:11
JORDAN: Because they're too smart, that's why not....
But what if they didn't sound like a bunch of jerk-offs? What if I could teach them how to sell to people with money? Real money. So I decided to reinvent the company. Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:18
But what if they didn't sound like a bunch of...
Gentlemen welcometo Stratton oakmontYou schnooks will now be targetingthe wealthiest 1 of AmericansWe're talking about whales hereMoby fucking dicksAnd with this script which is now your new harpoonI'm gonna teach each and every one of youto be captain - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:25
Gentlemen welcometo Stratton oakmontYou schnooks will now be...
You schnooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:07
You schnooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of...
And with this script, which is now your new harpoon, I'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be Captain fucking Ahab. - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:11
And with this script, which is now your new harpoon,...
The book motherfucker From the book - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:04
The book motherfucker From the book
A firm whose roots are so deeply embedded into Wall Street that our very founders sailed over on the Mayflower and chiseled the name Stratton Oakmont right into Plymouth fucking Rock! - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:14
A firm whose roots are so deeply embedded into Wall Street...
- You got it? - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:05
- You got it?
What we are gonna do is this - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:19
What we are gonna do is this
What we're gonna do is thisFirst we pitch 'em Disney at t IBMblue chip stocks exclusivelyCompanies these people knowOnce we've suckered them in we unload the dog shit - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:15
What we're gonna do is thisFirst we pitch 'em...
First we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusively. - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:07
First we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip...
Once we've suckered them in, we unload the dog shit. - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:06
Once we've suckered them in, we unload the dog shit.
The pink sheets, the penny stocks, where we make the money. - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:06
The pink sheets, the penny stocks, where we make the money.
Now the key to making money in a situation like this is to position yourself now before the settlement. - The Wolf of Wall Street 00:08
Now the key to making money in a situation like this is to...