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Do you jerk offDo I do ijerk offYeah Yeah ijerk off YeahHow many times a weekLike um three or fourThree or four times maybe fiveGotta pump those numbers upThose are rookie numbers in this racketI
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The Wolf of Wall Street

Implosions are ugly. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. When you get...

Mark Hanna:You jerk off?Jordan Belfort:Do I... Do I I jerk off? Yeah, yeah I jerk off. Yeah.Mark Hanna:How many times a week?Jordan Belfort:Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.Mark Hanna:Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.Jordan Belfort:Wow.Mark Hanna:Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch.Jordan Belfort:Really?Mark Hanna:I want to. That's not why I do it. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Think about it. You're dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang.Mark Hanna:fucking digits. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. All right? It kind of wigs some people out. Right? You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt.Jordan Belfort:Done.Mark Hanna:This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode.Jordan Belfort:No, I don't wanna implode, sir.Mark Hanna:No. No, you don't.Jordan Belfort:I'm in this for the long run, you know?Mark Hanna:Implosions are ugly. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money

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Do you jerk off
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Do I do ijerk off
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Yeah Yeah ijerk off Yeah
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How many times a week
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Like um three or four
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Three or four times maybe five
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Gotta pump those numbers up
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Those are rookie numbers in this racket
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I myself ijerk off at least twice a day
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Wow Once in the morning
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right after I work out then once right after lunch
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Really Mmm hmm
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I want to That's not why I do it
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I do it 'cause I fucking need to
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Think about it You're dealing with numbers
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All day long decimal points high frequencies
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Bang bang bang
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Fucking digits
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All very acidic above the shoulders mustard shit
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All right Mmm hmm
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It kind of wigs some people out
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Mmm hmm Right
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You got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing
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Mmm hmm
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I keep the rhythm below the belt
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Done
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This is not a tip this is a prescription
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Trust me Mmm hmm
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If you don't you will fall out of balance
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split your differential and tip the fuck over
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Or worse yet
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I've seen this happen implode
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No I don't want to implode sir
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No No you don't
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I'm in it for the long run you know
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Implosions are ugly Yeah
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Pop off to the bathroom work one out any time you can
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When you get really good at it
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you'll fucking be stroking it and you'll be thinking about money
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Duration
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Timestamp in Movie
00:11:20
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2026
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Movie Summary

Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government.