Hey you! Dildo. Is this the nut house where you're keeping my Laurel? Laurel's here but...
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Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
[to Roberta]
Hey you! Dildo. Is this the nut house where you're keeping my Laurel?
Roberta:
Laurel's here but we're not exactly keeping her.
Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Bullshit, ya big dyke.
Roberta:
I'm not a dyke. Is Laurel expecting you?
Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
I'll kill you douchebag.
Roberta:
That's all you men understand is violence.
Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Now look. I know what sort of freaks hang around here. It's a big lesbian scene.
[Garp walks on to porch]
Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Ooooh, oooh, what are you the man of the house or the court eunuch. Laurel, you in there you bitch!
Jenny Fields:
Hello.
Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Oh, I know who you are. My Laurel's not your type sweetie.
Jenny Fields:
Perhaps she's not your type either.
Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Listen, goddammit. If you don't get Laurel's ass out here I'm gonna...
[Randy is knocked down by Roberta]
Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion:
Randy!
Jenny Fields:
Are you alright?
Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion:
Baby, you found me.
Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Oh, I don't think I can drive the fuckin' car.
Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion:
That's alright. I can drive you just never let me.
[to Jenny]
Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion:
I guess Randy needs me.
Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Easy!
[In pain as Laurel helps him to the car]
Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion:
Sorry baby, I'm sorry.
Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Crazy dyke blind-sided me.
Transcript
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Hey you Dildo
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Is this where you're keeping my Laurel
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Stay right here Okay
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Laurel's here but we're not exactly keeping her
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Bullshit you big dyke I am not a dyke
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Is she expecting you Fuck you you douche bag
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That's all you men understand is violence
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I know what sort of creeps hang around here
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It's a big lesbian scene
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What are you The man of the house or the court eunuch
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Laurel You in there you bitch
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Hello
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Oh I know who you are
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My Laurel's not your type Perhaps she's not your type either
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Listen goddamn it If you don't get Laurel's ass out here I'm gonna
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Oh Oh
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Randy
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Are you all right Baby you found me
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I don't think I can drive the fucking car
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That's all right I can drive You just never let me
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I guess Randy needs me
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Easy Sorry baby Sorry
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Crazy dyke blindsided me
Clip duration: 68 seconds
Views: 197
Timestamp in movie: 01h 50m 35s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: A struggling young writer finds his life and work dominated by his unfaithful wife and his radical feminist mother, whose best-selling manifesto turns her into a cultural icon.
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00:05 Garp Yes Garp
00:30 I have just read in TIME magazine
00:27 What's gradual school
00:30 JENNY You know everybody dies
00:12 We'll take the house Garp
00:09 Is that the latest fashion No Mom that's the oldest...
00:18 Remember
00:19 I mean I had mine removed surgically
00:14 Are you gonna go to sleep or you gonna stay up and think...
00:07 Men die young in my family Helen
00:16 I'm going to mourn her death alone for the rest of my...
00:12 And they aren't going to allow any men
00:51 Where was I He kept having erections
00:08 Make it easy on yourself Don't be a baby Duncan Say...
00:09 I never needed a father
01:08 What are you The man of the house or the court eunuch