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Gary King:
And we're back! Just like the Five Musketeers!
Steven Prince:
Three musketeers, wasn't it?
Peter Page:
Four, if you count d'Artagnan.
Gary King:
Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete? I mean, history's a sketchbook.
Oliver Chamberlain:
You do know that "The Three Musketeers" is a fiction, right? Written by Alexandre Dumas?
Gary King:
A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days.
Steven Prince:
What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas?
Gary King:
Don't be daft, Steve! It was written by Jesus! Anyway, five sounds much better. I think they missed a trick only having three 'cos if they'd had five then two could've died and they'd still have three left.
Andrew Knightley:
Are we there yet?
Gary King:
Let's do this!

Transcript:
Come on, you bellends. We're going to be late. And we're back. Just like the Five Musketeers. Three Musketeers, isn't it? Four if you count D'Artagnan. Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete? I mean, history's a sketchbook. You do know that The Three Musketeers is a fiction, right? Written by Alexandre Dumas? A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days. What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas? Don't be daft, Steve, it was written by Jesus. Oh. Anyway, five sounds much better. I think they missed a trick only having three. 'Cause you'd have five, then two could've died and they'd still have three left. Are we there yet? Let's do this! Soup Dragons! I remember this one. I put this on a tape for you, didn't I? Yeah, this is it. This is the tape? Yeah, yeah! Look, look. Where did you find it? It was in the tape player. Oh, look. Is anyone hungry? I need a piss actually. This is a long piss. If it is a piss. Might be a little... Poo. How is that a poo? Still work for your old man, Pete? Yeah. I'm a partner now. You'? Yeah, started my own firm in '98. Got bought out in '05. I'm happier, though. It's less stress. Ollie? Property. I co-manage a boutique estate agency in North London. Very competitive. Is it family law you're in, Andy? Corporate. Does anyone know what Gary's doing? He's playing Need For Speed. Over there.

Clip duration: 106 seconds
Views: 118
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 19 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, sci-fi
Summary: Five friends who reunite in an attempt to top their epic pub crawl from twenty years earlier unwittingly become humanity's only hope for survival.


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Actors

Gary King - Simon Pegg
Steven Prince - Paddy Considine
Peter Page - Eddie Marsan
Oliver Chamberlain - Martin Freeman