Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast as we wind our way up the Golden Mile....
Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast as we wind our way up the Golden Mile. Commencing with an inaugural tankard in The First Post, then on to The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two-Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head, and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same, all before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus, The World's End. Leave a light on good lady, for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will be in truth blind - drunk!
I don't like it. What do we do? Let's finish our drinks. I say we neck these and get the fuck out of here. To London? To The Trusty Servant. Are you fucking kidding? Oh, yeah. It's The Good Companions next. I always mix those two up. Are you saying we move on to the next pub? We should get in The Beast and head back to London! My brake light is broken. So don't use the brakes! I'm way over the limit. When has that ever stopped you? I don't want to put any more points on Pete's license. Andy can drive, he's teetotal! Ah! That's settles it then. The last thing we need to do is get pulled over by the police. A, we're all drunk, B, they might be in on it and, C, we've got blood on our hands. It's more like ink. We've got ink on our hands. So, has it got messy yet? What? What are you, five pubs in? Four Oh, not even halfway. Plenty more fun to be had. Enjoy your night, Peter. Thank you. Thank you. Sorry. The way I see it, we've told everybody we were doing The Golden Mile. You did. If we suddenly jump in The Beast now and head for the hills, they're gonna know that we know, but if we keep doing what we're doing and going where we're going, then they're not gonna know. Know what? That we know. I suggest we finish what we started and leave quietly in the morning. Wait. You're really suggesting... We finish The Golden Mile. It's pointless arguing with him. Drink up. Let's Boo-Boo.
Clip duration: 110 seconds
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 19 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, sci-fi
Summary: Five friends who reunite in an attempt to top their epic pub crawl from twenty years earlier unwittingly become humanity's only hope for survival.