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This is a long piss

The World's End

This is a long piss. If it is a piss. Might be a little...Poo. How is that a poo? Still...

The World's End • 2013

This is a long piss. If it is a piss. Might be a little...Poo. How is that a poo? Still work for your old man, Pete?Yeah. I'm a partner now. You? Yeah, started my own firm in '98.Got bought out in '05. I'm happier, though.It's less stress. Ollie?Property. I co-manage a boutique estateagency in North London. Very competitive. Is it family law you're in, Andy?Corporate. Does anyone knowwhat Gary's doing? He's playing Need For Speed.Over there. Come on, come on, come on! He hasn't changed, has he? I don't know. He did finallypay me back that £600. Really? He borrowed £200 off me.And me. I can't believe it.I can't believe you'd do that! Oh! Of course I can. It's just robbingPeter to pay Paul. No, I borrowed it from Peter to pay you.I still owe Paul

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This is a long piss

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If it is a piss

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Might be a little Poo

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How is that a poo

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Still work for your old man Pete Yeah I'm a partner now

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You

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Yeah started my own firm in '98 Got bought out in '05

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I'm happier though It's less stress

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Ollie Property

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I co manage a boutique estate agency in North London

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Very competitive

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Is it family law you're in Andy Corporate

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Does anyone know what Gary's doing

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He's playing Need For Speed Over there

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Come on come on come on

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He hasn't changed has he

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I don't know He did finally pay me back that 600

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Really He borrowed 200 off me And me

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I can't believe it I can't believe you'd do that

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Oh Of course I can

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It's just robbing Peter to pay Paul

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No I borrowed it from Peter to pay you I still owe Paul

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شئ مهم مثل الصداقه

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اولفر تغير كثيرا منذ ذاك الوقت

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صحيح

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هذه فرصتنا لنفعلها

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جعلته يبدوا اكثر متعه

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اليس شئ ستستمتع به

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اساسا ما احب هو

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انظر اذا كنت قلق على لا تحتاج ان تقلق اوكي

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انا هنا لأخبرك ان قاري الملك سيركب الحصان

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ستركب الحصان

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لا سأركب الدراجه

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اي دراجه ماذا تعني

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اي دراجه هي ماذا

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دراجه خسرتها

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دعنا اوكي

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اسمع هذه فرصتنا

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لننهي ما بدئناه

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سيكون جنون

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اعتقد نحن انتهينا اذا

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حسنا كيف وجدت المنزل

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نعم انه مذهل

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موقعه رائع رائع جدا

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مظهره هائل

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فقط من الخارج مداه الاقتصادي

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لا تبدو فقير 1200000

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تبا

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لديكم بطاقتي

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قاري ماذا دهاك

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فرح برؤيتك او مان

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Et nous revoilà tout comme Les Cinq Mousquetaires

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Les Trois Mousquetaires non Quatre en comptant d'Artagnan

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On sait pas exactement combien ils étaient Pete Y a pas de survivants de l'époque

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Tu sais que les trois mousquetaires

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c'est une fiction en fait écrite par Alexandre Dumas

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On dit la même chose de la Bible

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Qu'elle aurait été écrite par Alexandre Dumas

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T'es grave Steve La Bible c'est de Jésus

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Cinq c'est carrément mieux Ils ont loupé le coche à être que trois

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À cinq deux pouvaient crever il y en avait encore trois

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On se décide À fond la caisse

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Don't be afraid of your freedom

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Freedom

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I'm free to do what I want

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Any old time

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Soup Dragons Je me souviens de celle là

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C'est moi qui te l'avais mise sur cassette Ouais c'est elle

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C'est celle de l'époque

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Ouais regarde Sérieux où tu l'as trouvée

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Tut mir leid Nein nein Schon gut

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Wenn Gary einen Unfall hätte

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wäre das für uns alle das Beste auch für Gary

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Unglaublich

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Oh ja

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Schaut euch diese Ärsche an

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Du bist zu spät Bin ich nicht

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Bist du Du sagtest 15 Uhr Es ist fast 16 Uhr

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Ja 15 vor 16 Uhr

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Das ist dein Problem Gary Du hast immer recht

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Warum ist das ein Problem

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Du hast noch einen Granada gekauft

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Was meinst du

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Der sieht genau aus wie der den ich dir 1989 verkauft habe

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Das ist der Wagen den du mir 1989 verkauft hast E300 gut investiert

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Das ist das Biest Ja

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Mehr oder weniger Ein paar Sachen sind neu

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Die Bremsen Stoßdämpfer Auspuff Sitze Räder

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Verkleidung Vergaser Verteiler der ganze Motor Spiegel Frontlichter

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Abgesehen davon ist es der gleiche Wagen

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Beinahe schon eine Antiquität

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Dann wollen wir die Antiquität mal ins Rollen bringen

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Tidak tidak tak apa

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Kurasa dengan kecelakaannya Gary

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itu adalah yang terbaik bagi kita termasuk dia sendiri

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Sulit dipercaya

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Oh ya

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Lihat orang orang tolol ini

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Kau terlambat Tidak

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Ya Kau bilang pukul 3 Sekarang hampir pukul 4

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Ya 3 atau 4

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Kau tahu apa masalahmu Gary Kau tak pernah salah

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Mengapa itu dianggap masalah

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Sulit kupercaya kau membeli Granada Mark II

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Apa maksudmu

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Mobil ini persis seperti yang kujual padamu tahun 1989

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Memang 300 poundsterling terbaik yang pernah kubelanjakan

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Ini Si Buas Ya

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Hampir semuanya Maksudku ada sedikit yang dipoles

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Aku harus mengganti rem nya suspensi knalpot tempat duduk roda

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panel busi as mesin kaca bamper

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Selainnya masih perawan seperti yang dulu

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Bisa dibilang benda antik

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Kalau begitu ayo kita bawa si antik ini berkeliling

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いや大丈夫だ

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あいつが事故ったら

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あいつにも俺達にも一番いいんだが

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信じられない

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やったぜ

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これ見ろよ

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遅かったな遅れてない

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お前 3時と言っただろう今 4時前だぞ

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3時から4時だ

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自分の間違いを認めん奴だな

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それが何か問題でも

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またグラナダマークllを買ったのか

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どういう意味だ

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1989年にお前に売った車と全く同じじゃないか

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1989年に俺に売った車さ今までに300ポンドつぎ込んだ

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野獣かそうさ

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ほとんどな部品を取り替えた

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ブレーキサス排気管座席車輪

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外板キャブマニホールドエンジン全部ミラーヘッドライト

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それ以外は古い車のままだ

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骨董品だな

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この骨董品をロードショーに出そうぜ

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Я считаю что если Гарри попал в аварию то так будет лучше для всех нас

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Включая Гарри

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Невероятно

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О да

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Посмотри на этих цыпочек а

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Ты опоздал

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Нет не опоздал

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Да опоздал Ты сказал в 3 сейчас почти 4

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Ну да три четыре

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Знаешь в чем твоя проблема Гарри Ты всегда прав

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Разве это проблема

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Не могу поверить что ты купил еще один Форд Гранада

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В смысле

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Ну он выглядит в точности как тот что я продал тебе в 1989

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Это и есть тот что ты продал мне в 1989

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Лучшие три сотни что я потратил за всю свою жизнь

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Это Зверь

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Ага

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Почти

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Пришлось немного поработать над хм

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тормозами сцеплением выхлопом сиденьями

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колесами обшивкой карбюратором распределителем

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ну и движком да

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Зеркала фары Но кроме всего этого

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Он в точности тот самый

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Антиквариат практически

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Ну что ж пустим этот антиквариат в автопробег

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Perdón No Está bien

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Creo que Gary en un accidente

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sería lo mejor que podría pasarnos incluyéndolo a él mismo

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Increíble

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Sí

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Miren a estos imbéciles

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Llegas tarde No

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Sí Dijiste a las 3 00 Son casi las 4 00

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Sí tres por cuatro

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Tu problema es que siempre sales ganando

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Y eso qué problema tiene

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Increíble Te compraste otro Granada Mark II

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A qué te refieres

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Es igualito al que te vendí en 1989

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Es el auto que me vendiste en 1989 La mejor inversión de mi vida

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Es la Bestia Sí

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O casi Le hice algunos retoques

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Cambié los frenos la suspensión el escape los asientos las ruedas

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los paneles el carburador el colector el motor espejos faros

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Aparte de eso es la misma máquina

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Casi una antigüedad

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Entonces pongamos esta antigüedad en marcha

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Movie Summary

Five friends who reunite in an attempt to top their epic pub crawl from twenty years earlier unwittingly become humanity's only hope for survival.