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The World's End

You need help, Gary. I got help.You know what help was? Help was a lot of peoplesitting in...

You need help, Gary. I got help.You know what help was? Help was a lot of peoplesitting in a circle talking about how fuckingawful things had got. That is not my ideaof a good time. And this is? They toldme when to go to bed. Me! Gary, mate, how can you tell whenyou're drunk if you're never sober? I don't wanna be sober. It never got betterthan that night. That was supposed to bethe beginning of my life. All that promiseand fucking optimism. That feeling like we couldtake on the whole universe. It was a big lie. Nothing happened. You don't needto do this, Gary

Full Transcript

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You need help Gary
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I got help You know what help was
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Help was a lot of people sitting in a circle
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talking about how fucking awful things had got
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That is not my idea of a good time
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And this is They told me when to go to bed
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Me
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Gary mate how can you tell when you're drunk if you're never sober
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I don't wanna be sober
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It never got better than that night
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That was supposed to be the beginning of my life
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All that promise and fucking optimism
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That feeling like we could take on the whole universe
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It was a big lie
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Nothing happened
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You don't need to do this Gary
Available in 8 languages
Duration
51 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:53
Uploaded
Feb 25, 2026
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Five friends who reunite in an attempt to top their epic pub crawl from twenty years earlier unwittingly become humanity's only hope for survival.
And this is They told me when to go to bed - The World's End 00:07
And this is They told me when to go to bed
Gary mate how can you tell when you're drunk if you're never sober - The World's End 00:07
Gary mate how can you tell when you're drunk if...
It never got better than that nightThat was supposed to be the beginning of my lifeAll that promise and fucking optimismThat feeling like we could take on the whole universeIt was a big lieNothing happened - The World's End 00:21
It never got better than that nightThat was supposed to be...
You don't need to do this GaryYeah I do - The World's End 00:08
You don't need to do this GaryYeah I do
Please, stand by. - The World's End 00:19
Please, stand by.
Oh, my God! - The World's End 00:13
Oh, my God!
Allow me to carry your legend forward. - The World's End 00:10
Allow me to carry your legend forward.
There's only one Gary King - The World's End 00:04
There's only one Gary King
Oh fuck off you big lamp - The World's End 00:05
Oh fuck off you big lamp
You are children and you require guidanceThere is no room for imperfectionHey Earth isn't perfect all right And humans aren't perfectAnd guess what I ain't perfectAnd therein lies the necessity for this interventionMust the galaxy be subjected to an - The World's End 00:38
You are children and you require guidanceThere is no room...
And therein lies the necessity for this intervention - The World's End 00:26
And therein lies the necessity for this intervention
At this point your planet is the least civilized in the entire galaxyWhat did he say He's saying we're a bunch of fuck upsHey it's our basic human right to be fuck upsThis civilization was founded on fuck ups And you know whatThat makes me proud And me - The World's End 00:20
At this point your planet is the least civilized in the...
To err is human so uh - The World's End 00:06
To err is human so uh
So what's that Three You had to replace an entire town - The World's End 00:13
So what's that Three You had to replace an entire town
It is a relative few in light of our long term planYou mean a few hundred thousand turned to fucking compost - The World's End 00:08
It is a relative few in light of our long term planYou mean...
I think you bit off more than you can chew with Earth mateYeah 'cause we are more belligerent more stubbornand more idiotic than you can possibly imagine - The World's End 00:10
I think you bit off more than you can chew with Earth...
Yeah there's more than one Gary KingBut you said I fucking know what I fucking said - The World's End 00:07
Yeah there's more than one Gary KingBut you said I...
Why don't you just get in your rocket and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts - The World's End 00:06
Why don't you just get in your rocket and fuck off back...
Face it we are the human race and we don't like being told what to do - The World's End 00:07
Face it we are the human race and we don't like being...
Just what is it that you want to doWe want to be free YeahWe want to be free to do what we want to doYeahWe want to get loaded YeahAnd we want to have a good timeAnd that's what we're going to doIt is pointless arguing with youYou will be left to your own - The World's End 00:28
Just what is it that you want to doWe want to be free YeahWe...