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"The Wrecking Crew" quotes

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Gold bullion worth USD 1 billion has been stolen from a hijacked train in Denmark. The main suspect is Count Massimo Contini. The US government sends Matt Helm, one of its top agents, to investigate and recover the gold.

Director: Phil Karlson
Writer: Donald Hamilton, William P. McGivern
Production: N/A
Year: 1968
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 25 Dec 1968
Awards: N/A
You will have the pleasure of killing Mr - The Wrecking Crew 00:09 You will have the pleasure of killing Mr I would have preferred to live in a different century - The Wrecking Crew 00:11 I would have preferred to live in a different century It's so new we don't even have a name for it yet - The Wrecking Crew 00:13 It's so new we don't even have a name for it yet Half a bottle is better than none - The Wrecking Crew 00:05 Half a bottle is better than none In our civilized business - The Wrecking Crew 00:20 In our civilized business The car is broken - The Wrecking Crew 00:09 The car is broken My father was a gypsy - The Wrecking Crew 00:18 My father was a gypsy What made you think she could swim - The Wrecking Crew 00:06 What made you think she could swim Want to do me a favor - The Wrecking Crew 00:09 Want to do me a favor I would like to play poker with you - The Wrecking Crew 00:08 I would like to play poker with you I am a wretched hostess - The Wrecking Crew 00:11 I am a wretched hostess I've heard that you do - The Wrecking Crew 00:13 I've heard that you do I wanna ask you a question - The Wrecking Crew 00:30 I wanna ask you a question Ten seconds behind schedule - The Wrecking Crew 00:09 Ten seconds behind schedule Grab your coat get your pail - The Wrecking Crew 00:18 Grab your coat get your pail Please Mr Helm - The Wrecking Crew 00:07 Please Mr Helm Uh I don't know what you've got - The Wrecking Crew 00:07 Uh I don't know what you've got If your sweetheart - The Wrecking Crew 00:19 If your sweetheart It just so happens that I know where Yu Rang hangs her kimono - The Wrecking Crew 00:07 It just so happens that I know where Yu Rang hangs her... I know what you're after - The Wrecking Crew 00:09 I know what you're after I love flexible men - The Wrecking Crew 00:04 I love flexible men Well in the first place you don't have Contini's contacts - The Wrecking Crew 00:20 Well in the first place you don't have Contini's... Oh how we'll dance - The Wrecking Crew 00:25 Oh how we'll dance I'm glad you dropped by - The Wrecking Crew 00:10 I'm glad you dropped by Errors are made by those who blindly accept the obvious - The Wrecking Crew 00:07 Errors are made by those who blindly accept the obvious I'm here to help you in any way I can - The Wrecking Crew 00:10 I'm here to help you in any way I can Who we We We What's we - The Wrecking Crew 00:09 Who we We We What's we You are interfering with plans - The Wrecking Crew 00:12 You are interfering with plans You want me to lie down so you can talk to me - The Wrecking Crew 00:47 You want me to lie down so you can talk to me Just one minute I was told to work directly under you - The Wrecking Crew 00:09 Just one minute I was told to work directly under you Thank you And thank you Mr Helm - The Wrecking Crew 00:28 Thank you And thank you Mr Helm Gentlemen unless we get that gold on Monday - The Wrecking Crew 00:09 Gentlemen unless we get that gold on Monday She's about as gentle as a barracuda - The Wrecking Crew 00:10 She's about as gentle as a barracuda But since you're here - The Wrecking Crew 00:12 But since you're here So this is the place I was gonna get shot in the back - The Wrecking Crew 00:10 So this is the place I was gonna get shot in the back But I'm gonnna shock her out of her miniskirt - The Wrecking Crew 00:10 But I'm gonnna shock her out of her miniskirt You must be terribly dedicated to your work - The Wrecking Crew 00:12 You must be terribly dedicated to your work I could indulge myself by killing you - The Wrecking Crew 00:09 I could indulge myself by killing you I wasn't sure you'd come - The Wrecking Crew 00:08 I wasn't sure you'd come They're coming Mr Helm - The Wrecking Crew 00:04 They're coming Mr Helm You're an awful driver - The Wrecking Crew 00:17 You're an awful driver I know what you're after - The Wrecking Crew 00:17 I know what you're after I'm thinking of a partnership - The Wrecking Crew 00:14 I'm thinking of a partnership I told you I'd love to come - The Wrecking Crew 00:08 I told you I'd love to come I thought you wanted to talk - The Wrecking Crew 00:24 I thought you wanted to talk Thank you And thank you Mr Helm - The Wrecking Crew 00:24 Thank you And thank you Mr Helm It just so happens that I know where Yu Rang hangs her kimono - The Wrecking Crew 00:07 It just so happens that I know where Yu Rang hangs her... You just remember that this happens to be my home cricket pitch - The Wrecking Crew 00:09 You just remember that this happens to be my home cricket... What's to prevent me taking the whole bowl of rice The billion - The Wrecking Crew 00:14 What's to prevent me taking the whole bowl of rice The... You want to know somethin' about gypsies - The Wrecking Crew 00:07 You want to know somethin' about gypsies Is my hair a mess - The Wrecking Crew 00:11 Is my hair a mess

Cast

Matt Helm - Dean Martin
Linka Karensky - Elke Sommer
Freya Carlson - Sharon Tate
Wen Yu-Rang - Nancy Kwan
Count Massimo Contini - Nigel Green