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The Year I Started Masturbating

A few years ago, I promised myself that I would findsomeone who likes and understands me...

A few years ago, I promised myself that I would find
someone who likes and understands me to start a family with

Full Transcript

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A few years ago,
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I promised myself that I would find someone who likes and understands me
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to start a family with.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:28:39
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Goal-oriented Hanna wants another child before it is too late, but unexpectedly her boyfriend breaks up with her, and Hanna's world collapses. Hanna begins to realize that she may be chasing the wrong things in life.
[chuckles] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
[chuckles]
If you could be a few years younger, it would have been perfect, - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
If you could be a few years younger, it would have been perf...
[Adam exhales] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:09
[Adam exhales]
{\an8}We've just moved out of Mercury retrograde too - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
{\an8}We've just moved out of Mercury retrograde too
Lift up one leg and put your hands above your head. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
Lift up one leg and put your hands above your head.
And then, we'll bend our knees. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
And then, we'll bend our knees.
He wanted just some fertile uterus or something. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
He wanted just some fertile uterus or something.
[phone buzzing] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:07
[phone buzzing]
This week's mantra, it's nice when easy, but it's better when it's hard. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
This week's mantra, it's nice when easy, but it�...
[playing "It Must Have Been Love" on accordion] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
[playing "It Must Have Been Love" on accordion]
[Morten and Eli giggling] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
[Morten and Eli giggling]
[kisses] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
[kisses]
And she's doing a study program in California too so, there's an opening. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:07
And she's doing a study program in California too so, t...
I just wanna be like, you know, just sort of like, mediocre. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
I just wanna be like, you know, just sort of like, mediocre.
Hand in half-assed reports and go home early - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:07
Hand in half-assed reports and go home early
- Guy-sufficient. That's what I want. - Okay but, uh... - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
- Guy-sufficient. That's what I want. - Okay but, uh...
No. I need to be able to live a little outside of this. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
No. I need to be able to live a little outside of this.
If that's what you want, then we'll, we will find a way. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
If that's what you want, then we'll, we will find ...
[exhales] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
[exhales]
I just wanted to say, it feels dang great that you're back. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
I just wanted to say, it feels dang great that you're b...