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The Year I Started Masturbating

No, but Eli wants you to come home. What do you mean "Eli wants"?

No, but Eli wants you to come home. What do you mean "Eli wants"?

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No, but Eli wants you to come home.
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What do you mean "Eli wants"?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:05
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Goal-oriented Hanna wants another child before it is too late, but unexpectedly her boyfriend breaks up with her, and Hanna's world collapses. Hanna begins to realize that she may be chasing the wrong things in life.
But his bond to you... - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:12
But his bond to you...
[exhales] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
[exhales]
[kisses] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:11
[kisses]
Mister Yogurt Man. Do you want to eat my yogurt? - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
Mister Yogurt Man. Do you want to eat my yogurt?
I want to see the "vroom-vroom-vroom" in your... [kisses] ...underwear. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
I want to see the "vroom-vroom-vroom" in your... [...
- Ow! - [laughs] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
- Ow! - [laughs]
Yeah, but, can you come in me so we can have a little mini me? - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
Yeah, but, can you come in me so we can have a little mini m...
I gotta be up tomorrow at 6:00. I don't have the energy. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
I gotta be up tomorrow at 6:00. I don't have the energy...
Right now talking about having a baby doesn't make me that horny, Hanna. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
Right now talking about having a baby doesn't make me t...
[Hanna sighs] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:07
[Hanna sighs]
[desk whirring] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
[desk whirring]
[music stops] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
[music stops]
My sister-in-law went through the same thing several years ago. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
My sister-in-law went through the same thing several years a...
- Call and ask for Sofia. Great girl. - What? - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
- Call and ask for Sofia. Great girl. - What?
And if you ask me, I really do think it's time you leave the damn bastard. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
And if you ask me, I really do think it's time you leav...
- No... [laughs] - You can do so much better. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
- No... [laughs] - You can do so much better.
You're smart, you're skilled, you're nice, and most of all, - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:10
You're smart, you're skilled, you're nice, an...
You are now our representative in all international matters. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
You are now our representative in all international matters.
[exhales sharply] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
[exhales sharply]
Cannes, Venice, Berlinale, San Sebastián, Gothenburg... - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
Cannes, Venice, Berlinale, San Sebastián, Gothenburg...