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The Year I Started Masturbating

- What are we celebrating?

[phone buzzes]
- [chuckles] [chuckles] [Morten] What are we celebrating?

Full Transcript

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- [phone buzzes] - [chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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[Morten] What are we celebrating?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:19
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Goal-oriented Hanna wants another child before it is too late, but unexpectedly her boyfriend breaks up with her, and Hanna's world collapses. Hanna begins to realize that she may be chasing the wrong things in life.
- Okay. - [chuckles] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
- Okay. - [chuckles]
[sighs] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:07
[sighs]
Wasn't it six months ago here - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:10
Wasn't it six months ago here
Yeah, but now it's more fun, my work is fun - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:07
Yeah, but now it's more fun, my work is fun
You bought a couch that cost more than a fucking Tesla without talking to me? - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
You bought a couch that cost more than a fucking Tesla witho...
It was a surprise for you and I know you love surprises. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
It was a surprise for you and I know you love surprises.
- Have you had a look at the menu? - Yeah. I was about to do that. Thanks. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
- Have you had a look at the menu? - Yeah. I was about to do...
Ah, so because you make more money than me then what I think doesn't matter to you. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
Ah, so because you make more money than me then what I think...
I would really like to recommend our climate-smart pilgrim scallops. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
I would really like to recommend our climate-smart pilgrim s...
[waitress] We also recommend that you order seven or eight different dishes. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
[waitress] We also recommend that you order seven or eight d...
If you are a party of two, you can share, pick some, bicker a bit. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
If you are a party of two, you can share, pick some, bicker ...
A third option of course is I bring out a whole selection of all my favorites. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
A third option of course is I bring out a whole selection of...
I was in the neighborhood and I remembered you said you were coming here tonight. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
I was in the neighborhood and I remembered you said you were...
I thought, "I'll pop in for a beer," but it's crowded. Couldn't get service. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
I thought, "I'll pop in for a beer," but it&#...
- [laughs] - I was like, "Whoa!" - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
- [laughs] - I was like, "Whoa!"
- [Morten] See ya. - [sighs] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:07
- [Morten] See ya. - [sighs]
- Good. - Like I said... [clears throat] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
- Good. - Like I said... [clears throat]
Oh, my God. We're in the middle of a sensitive conversation here. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
Oh, my God. We're in the middle of a sensitive conversa...
- Everyone's after the money. - [laughs] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
- Everyone's after the money. - [laughs]
[babysitter] Hi, Hanna. You need to come home right away. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
[babysitter] Hi, Hanna. You need to come home right away.