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The Year I Started Masturbating

This "get pregnant on your own" thingbefore you met this idiot, with his Joe Roganand...

This "get pregnant on your own" thing
before you met this idiot, with his Joe Rogan
and Jordan Peterson quotes

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This "get pregnant on your own" thing before you met this idiot,
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with his Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson quotes.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:10
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Goal-oriented Hanna wants another child before it is too late, but unexpectedly her boyfriend breaks up with her, and Hanna's world collapses. Hanna begins to realize that she may be chasing the wrong things in life.
And then at the moment when I really need you, - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
And then at the moment when I really need you,
We don't want this negative energy. Can you-- - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
We don't want this negative energy. Can you--
- Call me when you wake from the psychosis. - [Petter] It's okay. Shh, shh. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
- Call me when you wake from the psychosis. - [Petter] It�...
[Hanna] Well that was liberating, - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:07
[Hanna] Well that was liberating,
Like, "You are the most beautiful thing I know." - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
Like, "You are the most beautiful thing I know."
♪ Lean on me ♪ - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
♪ Lean on me ♪
- It like removes all the bad energies. - [giggling] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:07
- It like removes all the bad energies. - [giggling]
[chuckling] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
[chuckling]
Oh! [laughing] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
Oh! [laughing]
- Nah. - [Hanna giggles] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:07
- Nah. - [Hanna giggles]
[breathing heavily] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
[breathing heavily]
[groaning] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:08
[groaning]
[Sandra] Keeping your pussy in mind, - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:19
[Sandra] Keeping your pussy in mind,
[Sandra] Does your vagina think you should quit working, and start studying? - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:09
[Sandra] Does your vagina think you should quit working, and...
[Sandra, over speaker] It can be extra exciting to masturbate - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:40
[Sandra, over speaker] It can be extra exciting to masturbat...
Huh? Is there no one here that knows that masturbation makes you happier? - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
Huh? Is there no one here that knows that masturbation makes...
Thirty-nine percent of men masturbate at work and only six percent of women do. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:06
Thirty-nine percent of men masturbate at work and only six p...
Staffan? How about a masturbation break at work or something like that? - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:05
Staffan? How about a masturbation break at work or something...
Yeah. No, I'm gonna uh, I'm actually going to finish listening to this chapter. - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:07
Yeah. No, I'm gonna uh, I'm actually going to fini...
[upbeat music playing] - The Year I Started Masturbating 00:12
[upbeat music playing]