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The Young Offenders

Coming-of-age drama about lovable rogues Conor and Jock as they navigate their awkward teenage years, hatching plans and adventures to help distract from their tough home lives and their inability to stay out of trouble at school.

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Vico Films

Awards

3 wins & 10 nominations total

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05v9qqg

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# We're going really far with
Ma Ma Mairead - The Young Offenders

# We're going really far with Ma Ma Mairead

It's just one doss day,
so we can act like normal kids. - The Young Offenders

It's just one doss day, so we can act like normal kids.

Jock's become a bit of a legend
around Cork city. - The Young Offenders

Jock's become a bit of a legend around Cork city.

Anyone wearing trainers
with their uniform, - The Young Offenders

Anyone wearing trainers with their uniform,

I'm on the top deck. Bus is about to leave. Are you coming or what? - The Young Offenders

I'm on the top deck. Bus is about to leave. Are you...

Dat was one of yer better ones. - The Young Offenders

Dat was one of yer better ones.

If I was to rob a car and somebody owns the car, - The Young Offenders

If I was to rob a car and somebody owns the car,

I think you'll find in a court of
law, the person in control of - The Young Offenders

I think you'll find in a court of law, the person in co...

I thought getting a girlfriend
would involve something simple, - The Young Offenders

I thought getting a girlfriend would involve something simpl...

Oh, fuck! Fuck, shit... - The Young Offenders

Oh, fuck! Fuck, shit...

HE SNIFFS - The Young Offenders

I always know
when Jock has somethin' - The Young Offenders

I always know when Jock has somethin'

If we weren't singing
that stupid song, - The Young Offenders

If we weren't singing that stupid song,

What's wrong wit ya? - The Young Offenders

What's wrong wit ya?

Well, I need to go, so either pay for a ticket - The Young Offenders

Well, I need to go, so either pay for a ticket

This is the English Market
in the centre of the city. - The Young Offenders

This is the English Market in the centre of the city.

We've been waiting here ages.
Mam and Da are picking us up soon. - The Young Offenders

We've been waiting here ages. Mam and Da are picking us...

Ya can't be thinkin' about yer dead
mam when de girls get here. - The Young Offenders

Ya can't be thinkin' about yer dead mam when de gi...

I just want to talk to ya about a possible...copyright infringement. - The Young Offenders

I just want to talk to ya about a possible...copyright...

'Scuse me! - The Young Offenders

Erm, we've better head home. For dinner. - The Young Offenders

Erm, we've better head home. For dinner.

Hi, Linda.
Hi. - The Young Offenders

Bikes? Do we look like we're
dressed for bikes?! - The Young Offenders

Bikes? Do we look like we're dressed for bikes?!

JANETTE SNORTS - The Young Offenders

Mam has fuck-all going for her. - The Young Offenders

Mam has fuck-all going for her.

PANICKED SCREAMING - The Young Offenders

PANICKED SCREAMING

Night-time crime can be very competitive. - The Young Offenders

Night-time crime can be very competitive.

I'm not finished talking. Look, could you shut that door? - The Young Offenders

I'm not finished talking. Look, could you shut that...

Did you ever try and kiss someone - The Young Offenders

Did you ever try and kiss someone

My good paint! Jesus! - The Young Offenders

My good paint! Jesus!

Look, will you get back in your seat? I'm not getting a ticket. - The Young Offenders

Look, will you get back in your seat? I'm not getting a...

I can't help but help feel a little
bit proud that Principal Walsh has
me mam on speed dial. - The Young Offenders

I can't help but help feel a little bit proud that Prin...

I just swapped the wholesaler's lock for a similar-looking one yesterday. - The Young Offenders

I just swapped the wholesaler's lock for a...

I just want to find the owner of this mask and then I'm getting off. - The Young Offenders

I just want to find the owner of this mask and then I'm...

So if anyone asks, I'm opening my own lock with my own key. - The Young Offenders

So if anyone asks, I'm opening my own lock with my own...

Just keep rubbing it fast. I can see
it coming off slowly. - The Young Offenders

Just keep rubbing it fast. I can see it coming off slowly.

Not far. We just passed through
Bedfordshire a few miles back. - The Young Offenders

Not far. We just passed through Bedfordshire a few miles bac...

- Siobhan!
- Linda! - The Young Offenders

- Siobhan! - Linda!

I've pretty much invented a loophole in the laws against breaking - The Young Offenders

I've pretty much invented a loophole in the laws...

I'm starting to feel stressed
just being near ya, - The Young Offenders

I'm starting to feel stressed just being near ya,

She's obviously not having
a good day. - The Young Offenders

She's obviously not having a good day.

There's a lot of mad fuckers in our
neighbourhood - The Young Offenders

There's a lot of mad fuckers in our neighbourhood

They are only the days I got caught.
The real number's 42. - The Young Offenders

They are only the days I got caught. The real number's ...

Here's a tip if you're ever thinking about stealing a 400lb fish - - The Young Offenders

Here's a tip if you're ever thinking about...

Pick up, ya little bollocks! - The Young Offenders

Pick up, ya little bollocks!

It's not what you think! We're only talking! - The Young Offenders

It's not what you think! We're only talking!

Gimme yer fuckin' wallets! - The Young Offenders

Gimme yer fuckin' wallets!

DOOR CLOSES - The Young Offenders

Shit, fuck. Sorry, no... - The Young Offenders

Shit, fuck. Sorry, no...

Jock says stealin' is only really
stealin' - The Young Offenders

Jock says stealin' is only really stealin'

Whenever we try and lift it slowly, it catches on and it goes... - The Young Offenders

Whenever we try and lift it slowly, it catches on and it...

- Conor and Jock are on that bus.
- I know! Come on! Move! - The Young Offenders

- Conor and Jock are on that bus. - I know! Come on! Move!

Thanks. - The Young Offenders

We go to St Finan's
Community School - The Young Offenders

We go to St Finan's Community School

Wait, just walk away. Wait. - The Young Offenders

Wait, just walk away. Wait.

We've got a problem on the number 208 bus route, - The Young Offenders

We've got a problem on the number 208 bus route,

You'd do dat? - The Young Offenders

HE CARRIES ON TALKING TO HIMSELF - The Young Offenders

HE CARRIES ON TALKING TO HIMSELF

You've got to hand it to Jock. - The Young Offenders

You've got to hand it to Jock.

Er...yeah. Are you OK? - The Young Offenders

Er...yeah. Are you OK?

Some dickheads are after stealin'
our bikes. - The Young Offenders

Some dickheads are after stealin' our bikes.

I thought you said they were meeting
friends. Like, girl friends. - The Young Offenders

I thought you said they were meeting friends. Like, girl fri...

And once he's standing, you hold him, and I'm going to pull this out. - The Young Offenders

And once he's standing, you hold him, and I'm...

We're the reason he's on this bus, we should be the ones - The Young Offenders

We're the reason he's on this bus, we should be...

- All right, lads?
- What's the story?
- How you doing? - The Young Offenders

- All right, lads? - What's the story? - How you doing...

Jock. Conor. - The Young Offenders

I can't wait to see Mam's face - The Young Offenders

I can't wait to see Mam's face

Not great, to be honest. I think I'm going to have to kidnap - The Young Offenders

Not great, to be honest. I think I'm going to have to...

- Do you think it's a man fish or a woman fish?
- A woman fish. - The Young Offenders

- Do you think it's a man fish or a woman fish? - A wom...

How's it goin'? How's it goin'? - The Young Offenders

How's it goin'? How's it goin'?

See you and Linda and Siobhan are
getting very friendly these days. - The Young Offenders

See you and Linda and Siobhan are getting very friendly thes...

Who knows? Him. - The Young Offenders

Who knows? Him.

There are three main dangers you need to be aware of when - The Young Offenders

There are three main dangers you need to be aware of when

One, two, three... Bounce. - The Young Offenders

One, two, three... Bounce.

The first one is obvious - - The Young Offenders

The first one is obvious -

Everyone knows whoever owns that mask wears it - The Young Offenders

Everyone knows whoever owns that mask wears it

Fair play to ya,
I did not think that would work. - The Young Offenders

Fair play to ya, I did not think that would work.

THEY SCREAM - The Young Offenders

- No.
- Does anyone else in the bus look like they've got a melted face? - The Young Offenders

- No. - Does anyone else in the bus look like they've g...

What's up with him? - The Young Offenders

What's up with him?

Go home! Fuck off, you filthy scavenger! - The Young Offenders

Go home! Fuck off, you filthy scavenger!

All women need to see is a bit of
skin to get dem in the mood. - The Young Offenders

All women need to see is a bit of skin to get dem in the moo...

The third danger, and the worst of them all - - The Young Offenders

The third danger, and the worst of them all -

It's a bikini. I know. I'm not
wearing it. - The Young Offenders

It's a bikini. I know. I'm not wearing it.

Could you look at the person sitting next to you - The Young Offenders

Could you look at the person sitting next to you

What are you doin'? - The Young Offenders

What are you doin'?

That's me da there.
He died a few years back. - The Young Offenders

That's me da there. He died a few years back.

Come on, get changed? - The Young Offenders

Come on, get changed?

See. The reality is, whoever owns that mask is long gone. - The Young Offenders

See. The reality is, whoever owns that mask is long gone.

You're unreal at that.
You're not too bad yerself. - The Young Offenders

You're unreal at that. You're not too bad yerself.

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★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Coming-of-age drama about lovable rogues Conor and Jock as they navigate their awkward teenage years, hatching plans and adventures to help distract from their tough home lives and their inability to stay out of trouble at school.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Peter Foott

Production: Vico Films

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 8.0

BoxOffice:

Released: 01 Feb 2018

Awards: 3 wins & 10 nominations total

Homepage: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05v9qqg