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The Young Offenders

Coming-of-age drama about lovable rogues Conor and Jock as they navigate their awkward teenage years, hatching plans and adventures to help distract from their tough home lives and their inability to stay out of trouble at school.

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N/A

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Genre

Production

Vico Films

Awards

3 wins & 10 nominations total

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05v9qqg

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Jesus Christ! - The Young Offenders

They probably jumped out the emergency exit along with - The Young Offenders

They probably jumped out the emergency exit along with

How do ya tink things are goin'
wit dem? - The Young Offenders

How do ya tink things are goin' wit dem?

CAR HORN BEEPS - The Young Offenders

Jock has one of them brains which only really - The Young Offenders

Jock has one of them brains which only really

BOTH: What are ye doin, bhoy?!
Wat de fuck! - The Young Offenders

BOTH: What are ye doin, bhoy?! Wat de fuck!

Do you remember that movie were watching the other night, the black-and-white one? - The Young Offenders

Do you remember that movie were watching the other night,...

After your dad got me up the pole,
I was raging. - The Young Offenders

After your dad got me up the pole, I was raging.

But there was this gangster in it who was after killing a fella - The Young Offenders

But there was this gangster in it who was after killing a...

So, he wanted all the diamonds, but couldn't just, like, cut him open, - The Young Offenders

So, he wanted all the diamonds, but couldn't just,...

Shut up, Jock.She's been tryin' to
get with him for the past month - The Young Offenders

Shut up, Jock.She's been tryin' to get with him fo...

He tied a rope round his feet, threw him into the river and - The Young Offenders

He tied a rope round his feet, threw him into the river and

Sure, nobody's going to look at a fella with a rope - The Young Offenders

Sure, nobody's going to look at a fella with a rope

No. Everybody's OK. There's just been a bit of misunderstanding, - The Young Offenders

No. Everybody's OK. There's just been a bit of...

I need to speak to you two
in my office, now. Go. - The Young Offenders

I need to speak to you two in my office, now. Go.

Why, we're all just going on a nice trip together, OK? - The Young Offenders

Why, we're all just going on a nice trip together, OK?

What's he doin'? - The Young Offenders

What's he doin'?

BELL RINGS IN TIME WITH HIS SWEARING - The Young Offenders

BELL RINGS IN TIME WITH HIS SWEARING

Hiya. - The Young Offenders

He's still learnin'. - The Young Offenders

He's still learnin'.

She's smart, pretty... - The Young Offenders

She's smart, pretty...

Being a good criminal is all
about keeping your cool - The Young Offenders

Being a good criminal is all about keeping your cool

I don't care! Just keep fucking going! - The Young Offenders

I don't care! Just keep fucking going!

Boop! Oh, you think I'm cute?Yeah. - The Young Offenders

Boop! Oh, you think I'm cute?Yeah.

You all right, kid? - The Young Offenders

You all right, kid?

Hiya. - The Young Offenders

This is the closest Healy has got to
catching Jock - The Young Offenders

This is the closest Healy has got to catching Jock

# We started out strong and our hopes were high - The Young Offenders

# We started out strong and our hopes were high

No, she isn't, just cos she's not
putting on a show de whole - The Young Offenders

No, she isn't, just cos she's not putting on a sho...

SIRENS BLARE - The Young Offenders

There was no need. - The Young Offenders

There was no need.

I don't know. I've never done this before. - The Young Offenders

I don't know. I've never done this before.

Well, you need to start negotiating. That's what they do in the films. - The Young Offenders

Well, you need to start negotiating. That's what they...

I'll throw the ring in, and then the current can bring it under - The Young Offenders

I'll throw the ring in, and then the current can bring...

When the time comes - and I don't
want to know when that is - - The Young Offenders

When the time comes - and I don't want to know when tha...

And just as we're making great
progress with the girls... - The Young Offenders

And just as we're making great progress with the girls....

# Hey, man, you know - The Young Offenders

# Hey, man, you know

I'll show myself out. - The Young Offenders

I'll show myself out.

Billy, I'm unarmed. Would it be OK for me to get on the bus - The Young Offenders

Billy, I'm unarmed. Would it be OK for me to get on the...

What was that about? - The Young Offenders

What was that about?

Me and Jock were never
on a farm before - The Young Offenders

Me and Jock were never on a farm before

Fuck dis, I've had enough. - The Young Offenders

Fuck dis, I've had enough.

I'LL START THROWING DEAD BODIES OFF THE FUCKING BUS, YOU CUNT! - The Young Offenders

I'LL START THROWING DEAD BODIES OFF THE FUCKING BUS,...

PANICKED SCREAMING - The Young Offenders

PANICKED SCREAMING

Well, there it is.
20 euros and you can take it away. - The Young Offenders

Well, there it is. 20 euros and you can take it away.

Boop!
What are you doing? - The Young Offenders

Boop! What are you doing?

That's not a bad idea. I'm actually starving. - The Young Offenders

That's not a bad idea. I'm actually starving.

# When you don't go selling your soul - The Young Offenders

# When you don't go selling your soul

Come on, let's go to de graveyard. - The Young Offenders

Come on, let's go to de graveyard.

The only good thing about that prick Sergeant Healy off getting driving - The Young Offenders

The only good thing about that prick Sergeant Healy off...

FRIDGE RATTLES TO LIFE - The Young Offenders

FRIDGE RATTLES TO LIFE

HE WINCES - The Young Offenders

I would have had the sandwich, just
don't like cheese. - The Young Offenders

I would have had the sandwich, just don't like cheese.

You see, recently, he's been like a randy Labrador, - The Young Offenders

You see, recently, he's been like a randy Labrador,

ALL SPEAK AT ONCE - The Young Offenders

ALL SPEAK AT ONCE

- Would you like anything to drink?
- Bottle of Coke. - The Young Offenders

- Would you like anything to drink? - Bottle of Coke.

KNOCK AT DOOR - The Young Offenders

Will I get pepperoni for everyone, or do we have any vegetarians? - The Young Offenders

Will I get pepperoni for everyone, or do we have any...

So one vegetarian, a rakeload of wedges, - The Young Offenders

So one vegetarian, a rakeload of wedges,

Goin' to visit someone at their
grave is such a strange ting to do. - The Young Offenders

Goin' to visit someone at their grave is such a strange...

Release the clutch. Really slowly. - The Young Offenders

Release the clutch. Really slowly.

He was standing outside the door
staring at me - The Young Offenders

He was standing outside the door staring at me

Hi, sir.
All right? - The Young Offenders

Hi, sir. All right?

Normally me hens would have been
chirping cheerfully at that - The Young Offenders

Normally me hens would have been chirping cheerfully at that

Why are you always giving Jock such
a hard time? - The Young Offenders

Why are you always giving Jock such a hard time?

The hijacker has put in his first set of demands - - The Young Offenders

The hijacker has put in his first set of demands -

Wat? - The Young Offenders

When I was younger, I used to have
difficulty reading body language, - The Young Offenders

When I was younger, I used to have difficulty reading body l...

Yeah, I miss you too. We'll hang on here for you. - The Young Offenders

Yeah, I miss you too. We'll hang on here for you.

And bring some sandwiches or something, we're fucking starving. - The Young Offenders

And bring some sandwiches or something, we're fucking...

He's...he's sound. - The Young Offenders

He's...he's sound.

He was intimidating that hen
since I got her. - The Young Offenders

He was intimidating that hen since I got her.

If I'm feeling like this out here, - The Young Offenders

If I'm feeling like this out here,

Dad, what are you doing? - The Young Offenders

Dad, what are you doing?

Yeah, are you fucking dodging her, Frigid McFrigidface? - The Young Offenders

Yeah, are you fucking dodging her, Frigid McFrigidface?

Yeah. 20 euro.I'll give ya 18. - The Young Offenders

Yeah. 20 euro.I'll give ya 18.

I'm not frigid, I'm just waiting for the right moment. - The Young Offenders

I'm not frigid, I'm just waiting for the right...

What was she like? - The Young Offenders

What was she like?

- Jock, I'm not frigid, what are you doing?
- I'm was only saying... - The Young Offenders

- Jock, I'm not frigid, what are you doing? - I'm ...

I don't want you upsetting
our two girls, all right? - The Young Offenders

I don't want you upsetting our two girls, all right?

Two seconds, actually. I think Siobhan might have some hash. - The Young Offenders

Two seconds, actually. I think Siobhan might have some hash.

Come on, ya pair of pussies, - The Young Offenders

Come on, ya pair of pussies,

DUCK QUACKS - The Young Offenders

"Friend!" - The Young Offenders

Hash isn't big news, it's fucking tiny compared to other stuff. - The Young Offenders

Hash isn't big news, it's fucking tiny compared to...

All we need to do is burn our
uniforms - The Young Offenders

All we need to do is burn our uniforms

BILLY GASPS - The Young Offenders

I think when you meet the right person, - The Young Offenders

I think when you meet the right person,

Yeah. I tried drowning him before
but he just held his breath. - The Young Offenders

Yeah. I tried drowning him before but he just held his breat...

That's what he looks like now
because of you. - The Young Offenders

That's what he looks like now because of you.

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★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Coming-of-age drama about lovable rogues Conor and Jock as they navigate their awkward teenage years, hatching plans and adventures to help distract from their tough home lives and their inability to stay out of trouble at school.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Peter Foott

Production: Vico Films

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 8.0

BoxOffice:

Released: 01 Feb 2018

Awards: 3 wins & 10 nominations total

Homepage: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05v9qqg