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Conor, they have yer school jumper, they know it was you
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The Young Offenders

Conor, they have yer school jumper,they know it was you. Sgt Healy has promised, if you...

Conor, they have yer school jumper,
they know it was you. Sgt Healy has promised, if you tell
the truth, he won't press charges. What, so they can
arrest Jock instead, is it? People take home the wrong school
jumper all the time. Why do you think she felt the need
to name tag it in the first place? We didn't do nothin'.
Why are you covering for him? Do you really think
he'd do the same for you? He's like an addict,
covering for his addiction. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. If Jock were a powder you'd be
injecting him or snorting him. So what if I was snorting him? Better snortin' him than one of them
other borin' pricks in my year. Watch your language. What did I say? You said prick.
Prick's not a bad word. Yes, it is. Is prick a bad word? Yes, it is, and stop saying it. Shit and fuck are bad words,
prick's just a bit of fun. Prick is just as bad as
shit and fuck. You're not allowed say any of them! What about cunt?

Full Transcript

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Conor, they have yer school jumper, they know it was you.
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Sgt Healy has promised, if you tell the truth, he won't press charges.
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What, so they can arrest Jock instead, is it?
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People take home the wrong school jumper all the time.
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Why do you think she felt the need to name tag it in the first place?
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We didn't do nothin'. Why are you covering for him?
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Do you really think he'd do the same for you?
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He's like an addict, covering for his addiction.
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No, I'm not. Yes, you are.
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If Jock were a powder you'd be injecting him or snorting him.
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So what if I was snorting him?
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Better snortin' him than one of them other borin' pricks in my year.
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Watch your language.
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What did I say? You said prick. Prick's not a bad word.
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Yes, it is. Is prick a bad word?
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Yes, it is, and stop saying it.
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Shit and fuck are bad words, prick's just a bit of fun.
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Prick is just as bad as shit and fuck.
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You're not allowed say any of them!
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What about cunt?
Duration
53 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:34
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
Production
Vico Films

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Movie Summary

Coming-of-age drama about lovable rogues Conor and Jock as they navigate their awkward teenage years, hatching plans and adventures to help distract from their tough home lives and their inability to stay out of trouble at school.