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The Young Offenders

I know that, but I've done that shitloads before and no-one's ever got pregnant

I know that, but I've done that shitloads before and no-one's ever got pregnant

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I know that, but I've done that shitloads before
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and no-one's ever got pregnant.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:33
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Vico Films

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Movie Summary

Coming-of-age drama about lovable rogues Conor and Jock as they navigate their awkward teenage years, hatching plans and adventures to help distract from their tough home lives and their inability to stay out of trouble at school.
S01 • E01 I've changed my mind. - The Young Offenders 00:28
I've changed my mind.
S01 • E02 Hey, but I'll see you Saturday. - The Young Offenders 00:24
Hey, but I'll see you Saturday.
S01 • E04 Yeah, we threw him in de river so he wouldn't be stinking up the place. - The Young Offenders 00:04
Yeah, we threw him in de river so he wouldn't be stinki...
S01 • E05 SIOBHAN LAUGHS - The Young Offenders 00:06
SIOBHAN LAUGHS
S01 • E01 You're lucky I didn't give you a fuckin' dig. - The Young Offenders 00:08
You're lucky I didn't give you a fuckin' dig.
S01 • E05 I just got stung, I was just trying to remove the venom. - The Young Offenders 00:05
I just got stung, I was just trying to remove the venom.
S01 • E03 There's nothin' worse than going to the trouble of stealin' a load - The Young Offenders 00:16
There's nothin' worse than going to the trouble of...
S01 • E02 Are you all right? Yeah! - The Young Offenders 00:24
Are you all right? Yeah!
S01 • E05 You've just got to throw caution to the wind, - The Young Offenders 00:05
You've just got to throw caution to the wind,
S01 • E04 You had duck from the Chinese last night.Not the same thing. - The Young Offenders 00:04
You had duck from the Chinese last night.Not the same thing.
S01 • E01 You're from the fish stall in the market, yeah? - The Young Offenders 00:21
You're from the fish stall in the market, yeah?
S01 • E04 Why not? At least we looked our duck in the eye when we killed it. - The Young Offenders 00:06
Why not? At least we looked our duck in the eye when we kill...
S01 • E06 I feel like you're expecting this kiss to be something special, - The Young Offenders 00:07
I feel like you're expecting this kiss to be something...
S01 • E05 - What? - It just smells like Omega three or something. - The Young Offenders 00:05
- What? - It just smells like Omega three or something.
S01 • E05 - Like what? - Do you know, Omega three, the...? - Oh, the golden thing? - The Young Offenders 00:05
- Like what? - Do you know, Omega three, the...? - Oh, the g...
S01 • E05 Yeah, Mam used to give me them all the time before school, - The Young Offenders 00:06
Yeah, Mam used to give me them all the time before school,
S01 • E03 Sayin' sorry is one of dem tings that must get harder as you get older. - The Young Offenders 00:13
Sayin' sorry is one of dem tings that must get harder a...
S01 • E06 We both shift horribly, as horribly as we possibly can. - The Young Offenders 00:04
We both shift horribly, as horribly as we possibly can.
S01 • E06 That way, every time we shift after that, it'll seem good. - The Young Offenders 00:05
That way, every time we shift after that, it'll seem...
S01 • E04 QUACKING - The Young Offenders 00:07
QUACKING