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Theo Von: No Offense

And ladies, if you got a big head,work your head out

And ladies, if you got a big head,
work your head out

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And ladies, if you got a big head, work your head out.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:30
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Known for always saying the unexpected and telling it like it is, even at the expense of offending, Louisiana comedian Theo Von returns home to film his first stand-up comedy special for Netflix at the Civic Theater in New Orleans.
Put on some head Spanx. Spank your head up. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
Put on some head Spanx. Spank your head up.
I don't know if you guys know what a Spanx are, it's a special suit - Theo Von: No Offense 00:08
I don't know if you guys know what a Spanx are, it'...
It pushes all their body into their shoes, okay? - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
It pushes all their body into their shoes, okay?
I call it "cramouflage." - Theo Von: No Offense 00:11
I call it "cramouflage."
Like-- [boat-like sounds] - Theo Von: No Offense 00:14
Like-- [boat-like sounds]
Look like a sweet little vase you wanna put all your dick flowers in. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Look like a sweet little vase you wanna put all your dick fl...
Then you get her home, you crack off these Spanx, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
Then you get her home, you crack off these Spanx,
Like-- [popping] - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
Like-- [popping]
Like, "I-I'm just gonna jerk off in the can. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
Like, "I-I'm just gonna jerk off in the can.
My headache's tired. I love you." - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
My headache's tired. I love you."
Sometimes you gotta take one for the team, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
Sometimes you gotta take one for the team,
We hooked up, actually I was worried I mighta got her pregnant - Theo Von: No Offense 00:08
We hooked up, actually I was worried I mighta got her pregna...
I didn't want to have a baby with her, 'cause I don't even know her, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
I didn't want to have a baby with her, 'cause I do...
"Yes, Your Honor, this is our boy, Headrick, but I don't know her." - Theo Von: No Offense 00:10
"Yes, Your Honor, this is our boy, Headrick, but I don&...
Like way up here. Like it auditioned to be a horn, but didn't get it. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Like way up here. Like it auditioned to be a horn, but didn&...
Way up here. Like, they smile and then smile again, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
Way up here. Like, they smile and then smile again,
Where'd your grill get a balcony?" - Theo Von: No Offense 00:12
Where'd your grill get a balcony?"
And I didn't want our first baby to have a special tooth - Theo Von: No Offense 00:08
And I didn't want our first baby to have a special toot...
Only get himself a job with the carnival, working in a cage at night - Theo Von: No Offense 00:11
Only get himself a job with the carnival, working in a cage ...
I'm kissing her on her neck up in here, where all the sweet is, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
I'm kissing her on her neck up in here, where all the s...