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Theo Von: No Offense

Argue with him like thisand be ready for his little actions

Argue with him like this
and be ready for his little actions

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Argue with him like this and be ready for his little actions.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:33
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Known for always saying the unexpected and telling it like it is, even at the expense of offending, Louisiana comedian Theo Von returns home to film his first stand-up comedy special for Netflix at the Civic Theater in New Orleans.
But they don't teach you how to meet Brad-frikking-Pitt - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
But they don't teach you how to meet Brad-frikking-Pitt
We're going to the same building, me and the only Brad Pitt God ever made. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
We're going to the same building, me and the only Brad ...
And he was wearing-- He was wearing everything. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
And he was wearing-- He was wearing everything.
Animals we've never even seen, like, Chimpanebras and alapacakeets. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Animals we've never even seen, like, Chimpanebras and a...
And he had Lorax coming off his shoulders, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
And he had Lorax coming off his shoulders,
We get to the front of this building at the same moment, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:13
We get to the front of this building at the same moment,
Usually, you would just open the other door, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:11
Usually, you would just open the other door,
And Brad Pitt is standing right here. The only one that God has. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
And Brad Pitt is standing right here. The only one that God ...
And you can feel him when he's standing somewhere - Theo Von: No Offense 00:11
And you can feel him when he's standing somewhere
So, I'm pulling on this door and he goes, "You got it, man?" - Theo Von: No Offense 00:10
So, I'm pulling on this door and he goes, "You got...
If you ever looked right at him up close, it's like staring directly into the sun, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:10
If you ever looked right at him up close, it's like sta...
I look back at him like this and I say, "I got it, man." - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
I look back at him like this and I say, "I got it, man....
[stuttering] - Theo Von: No Offense 00:24
[stuttering]
I gotta open door number two, but I don't want this interaction to end. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
I gotta open door number two, but I don't want this int...
We might hug, we might fuck a little. This is Hollywood, son. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
We might hug, we might fuck a little. This is Hollywood, son...
This is my chance with Brad-frikkin'-Pitt, you animals. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
This is my chance with Brad-frikkin'-Pitt, you animals.
Naturally, I could just open that door, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:08
Naturally, I could just open that door,
Or I could open the door for him, let him walk by and just live my own life. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
Or I could open the door for him, let him walk by and just l...
As it swings open, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
As it swings open,
Like, a way that people don't open doors. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Like, a way that people don't open doors.