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Theo Von: No Offense

Asian people who are driving,no more driving

Asian people who are driving,
no more driving

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Asian people who are driving, no more driving.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:28
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Known for always saying the unexpected and telling it like it is, even at the expense of offending, Louisiana comedian Theo Von returns home to film his first stand-up comedy special for Netflix at the Civic Theater in New Orleans.
I know it's cliché, but the trial period has to be over, man. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
I know it's cliché, but the trial period has to be over...
I don't Cirque du Soleil 'cause I can't Cirque du Soleil. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
I don't Cirque du Soleil 'cause I can't Cirqu...
So park it, Asians, and invent the hoverboard I know you know how to make - Theo Von: No Offense 00:09
So park it, Asians, and invent the hoverboard I know you kno...
Thick people that's hoggin' all the wheelchairs at the airport. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Thick people that's hoggin' all the wheelchairs at...
And I ain't sayin' it's sistas, but I ain't sayin' it ain't. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
And I ain't sayin' it's sistas, but I ain...
Disabled Staff Sergent So-and-So, who lost his legs in Afghanistan, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:11
Disabled Staff Sergent So-and-So, who lost his legs in Afgha...
Park it and walk if off, Loqshwanda, or get out. Okay? - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Park it and walk if off, Loqshwanda, or get out. Okay?
Nobody likes you guys, man. Sorry to be the messenger. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Nobody likes you guys, man. Sorry to be the messenger.
If you guys were offended by anything I said tonight, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
If you guys were offended by anything I said tonight,
I'm Theo Von, thank you guys very much for comin' out tonight. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
I'm Theo Von, thank you guys very much for comin' ...
[applause] - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
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