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Bro, no. Not a hundred million. Maybe eighty thousand
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Theo Von: No Offense

Bro, no. Not a hundred million.Maybe eighty thousand

Bro, no. Not a hundred million.
Maybe eighty thousand

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Bro, no. Not a hundred million. Maybe eighty thousand.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:06
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Known for always saying the unexpected and telling it like it is, even at the expense of offending, Louisiana comedian Theo Von returns home to film his first stand-up comedy special for Netflix at the Civic Theater in New Orleans.
Yeah. Probably gettin' a bunch of Chinese gays soon. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
Yeah. Probably gettin' a bunch of Chinese gays soon.
And here's the kicker. Science still thinks one monkey did this. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
And here's the kicker. Science still thinks one monkey ...
Uh, hello, science. Couple of monkey's did this, okay? - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
Uh, hello, science. Couple of monkey's did this, okay?
I mean, I'll probably suck a little dick at about 80. Know what I'm saying, bro? - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
I mean, I'll probably suck a little dick at about 80. K...
You're not doing nothing at 80, just sitting by the window. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
You're not doing nothing at 80, just sitting by the win...
Pop-Pop's here, put him by the window!" - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
Pop-Pop's here, put him by the window!"
"That's Pop-Pop. That's your window." - Theo Von: No Offense 00:09
"That's Pop-Pop. That's your window."
Add a little flavor to Pop-Pop's life. Come on, man. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Add a little flavor to Pop-Pop's life. Come on, man.
It's not gay at 80, bro. It's chill. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
It's not gay at 80, bro. It's chill.
It's just like, "Grandpa is crazy. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
It's just like, "Grandpa is crazy.
But he's staying active." - Theo Von: No Offense 00:10
But he's staying active."
Probably like somebody trying to sneak a fish stick into your mouth. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Probably like somebody trying to sneak a fish stick into you...
Old Pop-Pop didn't order no fish sticks!" - Theo Von: No Offense 00:09
Old Pop-Pop didn't order no fish sticks!"
You afraid to suck a little dick? That's the gayest thing I've heard. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
You afraid to suck a little dick? That's the gayest thi...
Being gay's changed. Now gay dudes are just like, "I'm gay!" - Theo Von: No Offense 00:08
Being gay's changed. Now gay dudes are just like, "...
Let's not forget our fathers and stepfathers, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:10
Let's not forget our fathers and stepfathers,
The OGs, baby. The Original Gays. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
The OGs, baby. The Original Gays.
Super gays, the kind of gay dudes where even my gay friends are like, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:13
Super gays, the kind of gay dudes where even my gay friends ...
He had all his stuff in an Easter basket. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
He had all his stuff in an Easter basket.
He had his phone and monies in an Easter basket. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
He had his phone and monies in an Easter basket.