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He looks like he got fired from a Renaissance fair
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Theo Von: No Offense

He looks like he got firedfrom a Renaissance fair

He looks like he got fired
from a Renaissance fair

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He looks like he got fired from a Renaissance fair.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:28
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Known for always saying the unexpected and telling it like it is, even at the expense of offending, Louisiana comedian Theo Von returns home to film his first stand-up comedy special for Netflix at the Civic Theater in New Orleans.
He's like, "You're doing a great job." - Theo Von: No Offense 00:10
He's like, "You're doing a great job."
Don't make me make this one of 'em." - Theo Von: No Offense 00:08
Don't make me make this one of 'em."
It's called "Simon Says Don't Fart." - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
It's called "Simon Says Don't Fart."
It lasts three minutes. Every man farts, admits to it, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:12
It lasts three minutes. Every man farts, admits to it,
I just hate it. I just don't-- - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
I just hate it. I just don't--
Can you believe we're still fartin'? We're farters. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
Can you believe we're still fartin'? We're fa...
We think we know somethin'? We're farters. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
We think we know somethin'? We're farters.
We have air flyin' out of our ass when it wants to. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
We have air flyin' out of our ass when it wants to.
I have an app on my phone that can take my blood pressure, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:09
I have an app on my phone that can take my blood pressure,
If Apple would spend a half hour on our sphincters, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
If Apple would spend a half hour on our sphincters,
It's like your booty trying to tell everybody all your secrets. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
It's like your booty trying to tell everybody all your ...
It's like, "Don't smell that, you'll know everything!" - Theo Von: No Offense 00:18
It's like, "Don't smell that, you'll kno...
Then somebody comes in the room 'cause they wanna "tell you somethin'." - Theo Von: No Offense 00:19
Then somebody comes in the room 'cause they wanna "...
Let's go talk by the wall. We never do that! - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
Let's go talk by the wall. We never do that!
Let's chat outside. It's raining? Who cares! We're young!" - Theo Von: No Offense 00:10
Let's chat outside. It's raining? Who cares! We�...
Probably somebody from Mississippi, okay? - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Probably somebody from Mississippi, okay?
I don't know if you guys have ever been to Mississippi or not. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
I don't know if you guys have ever been to Mississippi ...
If you haven't, let me save you a little bit of travel cash, okay? - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
If you haven't, let me save you a little bit of travel ...
Go home, urinate in your toilet, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
Go home, urinate in your toilet,
"Ooh! Mississippi!" - Theo Von: No Offense 00:10
"Ooh! Mississippi!"