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So park it, Asians, and invent the hoverboard I know you know how to make
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Theo Von: No Offense

So park it, Asians, and inventthe hoverboard I know you know how to make 'cause I can see...

So park it, Asians, and invent
the hoverboard I know you know how to make 'cause I can see it in your eyes

Full Transcript

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So park it, Asians, and invent the hoverboard I know you know how to make
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'cause I can see it in your eyes...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:48
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Known for always saying the unexpected and telling it like it is, even at the expense of offending, Louisiana comedian Theo Von returns home to film his first stand-up comedy special for Netflix at the Civic Theater in New Orleans.
Thick people that's hoggin' all the wheelchairs at the airport. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Thick people that's hoggin' all the wheelchairs at...
And I ain't sayin' it's sistas, but I ain't sayin' it ain't. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
And I ain't sayin' it's sistas, but I ain...
Disabled Staff Sergent So-and-So, who lost his legs in Afghanistan, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:11
Disabled Staff Sergent So-and-So, who lost his legs in Afgha...
Park it and walk if off, Loqshwanda, or get out. Okay? - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Park it and walk if off, Loqshwanda, or get out. Okay?
Nobody likes you guys, man. Sorry to be the messenger. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:06
Nobody likes you guys, man. Sorry to be the messenger.
If you guys were offended by anything I said tonight, - Theo Von: No Offense 00:07
If you guys were offended by anything I said tonight,
I'm Theo Von, thank you guys very much for comin' out tonight. - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
I'm Theo Von, thank you guys very much for comin' ...
[applause] - Theo Von: No Offense 00:05
[applause]