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Was your daddy a salmon?
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Theo Von: No Offense

Was your daddy a salmon?" Ladies, if your eyes real far apart,give your girlfriend an eye...

Was your daddy a salmon?" Ladies, if your eyes real far apart,
give your girlfriend an eye marker, tell her to draw a little more eye
on the inside of each eye

Full Transcript

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Was your daddy a salmon?"
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Ladies, if your eyes real far apart, give your girlfriend an eye marker,
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tell her to draw a little more eye on the inside of each eye.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:04
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
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Movie Summary

Known for always saying the unexpected and telling it like it is, even at the expense of offending, Louisiana comedian Theo Von returns home to film his first stand-up comedy special for Netflix at the Civic Theater in New Orleans.